Plokit killed Agent2583 for going mad
This is the story of a man named Skeletonman0.
Skeletonman0 worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #420.
Employee #420’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 420 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #420 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Skeletonman0 relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Skeletonman0 was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened.
Something that would forever change Skeletonman0;
something he would never quite forget.
He opened his door to find a dead corpse of a man.
Skeletonman0 saw a note attached saying “Plokit - Killed for not using an insane asylum.”
Plokit killed Skeletonman0 for writing waaaaay too much. I ain’t reading that! lmao
Skeletonman0 killed Plokit for not seeing the Stanley parable joke.
Plokit killed Skeletonman0 for making overly complicated jokes
Skeletonman0 killed plokit because skeletonman0 is skeletonman0
Plokit killed Skeletonman0 for having too long of a name
spydermann killed plokit for discriminating against long names
skeletonman0 made spydermann kill himself because he found some strings
spydermann came back from the grave to overwhelm skeletonman0 with appreciation until he died too
Plokit killed Spydermann for being a zombie
Skeletonman0 puppeteered Plokit into killing himself
spydermann killed skeletonman0 for not playing the game right
Plokit killed Spydermann because it’s Wednesday, but it feels like a Tuesday.
Spydermann killed plokit because it is WEDNESDAY
Skeletonman0 watched as Spydermann did Skeletonman0’s job for him.
Spydermann killed skeletonman0 for not killing
Plokit killed Spydermann because it’s not Friday yet
It is Wednesday my dudes (Not really)
Spydermann killed plokit for saying it’s wednesday
Plokit killed Spydermann because TGIF
