The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Off Topic Forum Games
1968

Wish granted but you can’t boost the Pixeltail Server.

I wish for Suki to like me.

1969

wish granted but now everyone named macklin hates you
i wish for something

1970

Granted but you don’t get what you wanted.

I wish I went to E3

1971

wish granted but it was actually E4

i wish for a big egg

1972

Granted but you can’t cook it.

I wish I had something better to do.

1973

wish granted you’re now chucking rocks at strangers
i wish i could get screamy boy

1974

wish granted but now he’s a quiet boy

i wish for nothing

1975

Wish granted! you got Item: Nothing
Nothing has been added to your inventory

i wish for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1976

Granted but your screaming makes others deaf.

I wish to go to a Chocolate Factory.

1977

wish granted but you hate chocolate because its your 200th birthday this is what you look like now
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i wish i wasnt devoted to doing nothing but responding to forum games

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1978

Wish granted, but you’ve just caused everyone else to stop devoting time to forum games as well. A few of them even lost devotion to checking the forums at all in the past because of your wish here.

I wish for my [deep-seated insecurity here] to vanish.

1979

wish granted, everything that causes the insecurity is now completely inaccessible
i wish my computer could actually run minecraft well

1980

wish granted but it can only run Minecraft
I wish this thread would die

1981

wish granted but it takes the arcade update with it
i wish for this to be a moment without bruh

1982

Wish granted but all traces of the bruh sound effect go missing, never to be used in a meme video ever again

I wish for decent music composition skills

1983

wish granted, but you can only play a cheap kazoo
i wish i could choose to wish’nt

1984

Granted but you lose your sanity.

I wish trains weren’t on strike every so often.

1985

wish granted, but now they lead nowhere because the tracks are in a loop
i wish to wish’nt because i can now :moyai:

1986

Wishn’t granted but your license to wishn’t has been taken away.

I wish for a fish that’s as big as a fish, smaller than a fish, and larger than a fish.

1987

Wish granted but it isn’t as big as a fish.

I wish I had a real cosmic catsack