The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

wish granted, but it isn’t lemon the fruit, its made from @Lemon blood
i wish i wasn’t so god damn sexy

wish granted, you are now more sexy
i wish for :moyai:

Your :moyai: is broken
I wish for :mushroom:

Your :mushroom: is broken
I wish for a perfect condition :moyai:

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Your :leg: is broken

I wish for the tu release update

wish granted its a bug fix on 1 obscure clipping spot
i wish my :leg: was broke’nt

it still is lol rekt

i wish for :strawberry:

your :strawberry: is just the stem
i wish my :leg: was actually broke’nt

It is still broken.

I wish for Sword and Shield news that focuses on new Pokemon more.

wish granted, but because you didnt even grant and corrupt my wish, the news is that sword and shield are cancelled
i wish i could hook and successfully catch very hard fish in tu

Wish granted but it spits out common sea trash and common fish.

I wish to use a blood quill on someone.

wish grante’nt the blood quill is a drawing
i wish for screamy boy

wish granted, but you got a quiet boy

i wish for 0.8.0.1, 0.8.1.0, 0.8.2.0, 0.8.3.0 0.8.4.0 0.9.0.0 0.9.1.0

wish granted but the secret fishing spot is gone :moyai:
i wish

you don’t wish

i wish for portal 3 or half life 3

wish granted its big rigs w/ stolen names
i wish’nt

Granted but because you did not wish, you can’t put n’t on your words anymore.

I wish for a Wooloo.

its a wooloo’nt
i wish i wasnt such a cool rule breaker

Granted but you get banned because of it.

I wish to meet Kermit

Wish granted but when you go to greet him…
(VOLUME WARNING)

I wish I had Discord Nitro