wish granted, but it’s quickly removed because it was hacked in
i wish i actually had ideas left
Granted but you can only write stuff.
I wish for a Rupee.
wish granted, but you got a danish coin
i wish for @Dylaniza to have a better sleeping schedule
Granted but he goes to sleep at 1am.
When I said Rupee I meant the Legend of Zelda Rupee.
I wish the weather stayed sunny.
wish granted, but you got a rupee 
i wished for colder weather
wish granted but because you used past tense the cold weather was yesterday
i wish i looked like 
for 1 week
Granted but you end up stuck like that.
I wish it didn’t rain.
wish granted but its stuck like that and you go into a drought
being forever is not corrupt so your corrupt returns to you
i wish for beeg picture steam to not to be so broken
Granted but it’s too big and the picture you used became distorted.
I wish for presents next week.
Granted, but you can’t open the presents 
Only look at them
I wish for freedom
Granted but you’re only free in certain places.
I wish for a dragon sword.
Wish granted, you get a lame toy dragon sword.
I wish for a pataphor
Wish granted, you can only speak using slang
I wish for a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns
Granted but you have to wait 7 months for that to happen.
I wish Skeeballs gave us more tickets
granted but now will ask you 2 minutes per play.
i wish a membrane keyboard as durable as mechanical.
Wish granted, but you’ll never ever get to use a mechanical keyboard ever again.
I wish my cat was still with us. ;(
Granted, but good luck dealing with a vampiric feline.
I wish I had the power to control what smells I get to smell, like a checklist.
Granted but it’s mostly Garlic and you’re a vampire.
I wish to have a world building session in a discord.
Granted, but you accidently revived Discord from MLP to bring chaos.
I wish I had telephonesis.
Granted but you can’t make outgoing calls.
I wish more people played forum games and acknowledged this 2000th post.
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