wish granted, but only the part about dying
i wish dolphins were real
You are now subject to more Octopus torment (Because Dolphins are real too.)
I wish to meet James Cameron.
Wish granted, but you met James Charles instead
i wwish fwor pwopwer gwammar
wish granted, but you can only talk in quotes now
i wish birds were real
You are now subject to endless clawing by every type of bird, because BIRDS ARE REAL!
I wish I knew the way to San Jose.
wish granted but you lose the way when youâre halfway there
i wish condos were real
Considering youâve gone insane and think that all things that arenât real are real, youâre locked in until you realise your wrongdoings.
I wish for a Tesla.
wish granted, but teslas arent real now
i wish
List item
wish granted but you get a rotten cucumber
i wish for @Dylaniza
i just make a fake quote
i wish for This text to be blurred'nt
wish granted but all of text from other people is blurred
I wish for the update probably
wish granted, but itâs an update to bad rats
i wish for the 8.0.0 update to tower unite
haha i said it right
granted but nothing is changed
i wish for candy
granted but diabetes
I wish for potato
Granted, but you donât get it
I wish for a good Avengers videogame
wish granted but it has way too much microtransactions
i wish i had more wishes
Wish granted but you only have wished 188 times
i wish for @Dylaniza
Wish granted but I wonât marry you on stardew valley.
I wish for Barbra to stop being such a brat every time I donât buy birthday party oreos.
Wish granted, but please marry me
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Wish granted but frog wonât share his french_bread.
I wish for lemon ice cream to be handed to me RIGHT NOW.