The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

wish granted, but only the part about dying
i wish dolphins were real

You are now subject to more Octopus torment (Because Dolphins are real too.)

I wish to meet James Cameron.

Wish granted, but you met James Charles instead

i wwish fwor pwopwer gwammar

wish granted, but you can only talk in quotes now
i wish birds were real

You are now subject to endless clawing by every type of bird, because BIRDS ARE REAL!

I wish I knew the way to San Jose.

wish granted but you lose the way when you’re halfway there
i wish condos were real

Considering you’ve gone insane and think that all things that aren’t real are real, you’re locked in until you realise your wrongdoings.

I wish for a Tesla.

wish granted, but teslas arent real now
i wish

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wish granted but you get a rotten cucumber

i wish for @Dylaniza

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i just make a fake quote
i wish for This text to be blurred'nt

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wish granted but all of text from other people is blurred

I wish for the update probably

wish granted, but it’s an update to bad rats
i wish for the 8.0.0 update to tower unite

haha i said it right

granted but nothing is changed

i wish for candy

granted but diabetes

I wish for potato

Granted, but you don’t get it

I wish for a good Avengers videogame

wish granted but it has way too much microtransactions
i wish i had more wishes

Wish granted but you only have wished 188 times

i wish for @Dylaniza

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Wish granted but I won’t marry you on stardew valley.

I wish for Barbra to stop being such a brat every time I don’t buy birthday party oreos.

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Wish granted, but please marry me

i wish for :frog::baguette_bread:

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Wish granted but frog won’t share his french_bread.

I wish for lemon ice cream to be handed to me RIGHT NOW.