Wish granted, but now more absolutely unbearable songs (like i love pokemon go performed by one direction featuring justin beiber unbearable songs) play more often
I wish to be less sad, i mean cmon for some reason children’s laughter makes me uncomfortable for some reason
granted, but now children being killed makes you laugh hysterically.
i wish for more money. let’s go simple.
wish granted, but you can only spend it on vbucks and you can only use it to flex on ali-a so basically wasted money
i wish for #̺̜͉ͬͯͤ͑̑̒̕͢#̢̛͉̤̫͚̣ͧȌ̸̧̮̼̗͚ͮ̂͂́ͧͩ̀#͍͇̯ͯͨ̊̅#̣̻̙̎#̡͕͙̋̔͞T͊ͬ̋ͨͤͫ͛̈͏̡͎̣̮̝̖͎͓͞ͅ ̜͚̭̘̗͙͚̘̫͛̋#̵̢̭̘̦̮ͨͨ̀#̸͙̹̱̳̞̪͙̥͛͊͗̃͑͒̏̇͆*̣̗̤͕͈̄̓̒͗͋̐̎ R̶̦̯̤͈͉̻͓̫̫̳̠͖̝̣̯̝̿̔̅ͦ͛̑́̎̑̈ͥͦͫ̄͗̽̚͜Ḛ̵̠̙͖̞̣̬̤̺̝̯̟͆̓̀̓͆̆͒̈̅ͤ̑̆ͥ̌̋̚̕͞͠ͅD̥͚͉̙̖͈͍̲̠̙͓̞͈̰̈́ͨ̌ͩͦ̌͗͘͜ͅẠ̵̮̫̳͕̝̲͇͓̖͔̹̜͙ͤͩ̔̅̽ͣ̐͂̉ͪ̕͜C̷̶̢̹̯̦̗̊̂ͥ̏̽̇̿͊ͮͣͬ̅͟͡T̵́̄̄͊̒͊̑͑͝͞͏̯͎̰̫͈̠E̷̸̛͇̪̫̻͓͍̮̤̩̖̮̦̲͈̟͛̊̿͐̈̏̓̔̾͟D̡̛̜̘͖̳͖͈͚̦̱̱̯̝̩͉̎̑̽͛ͧ̈̾ updated to come out
wish granted, but it’s still redacted.
i wish for working invisibility.
wish granted, but everyone is paranoid now
i wish for bee bope balop beepboop
Wish granted, put now you are a green pig that steals eggs.
I wish for 1 copy of every game on steam
wish granted, but you have to pay ten cents for them weekly
i wish for eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wish granted but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wish Fallout New Vegas wasn’t such an unstable mess.
wish granted but every other game you play is an unstable mess
i wish for
actually i dont know hmmm
I wish for my very own opportunity to experience the impossible.
wish not granted you forgot to grant a wish
i wish for my previous wish to be granted
wish granted but you can decide on anything else for the rest of your life
i wish for a single £1 coin
wish granted but you have to fish it out of a toilet bowl
i wish for a box of candy
wish granted but its raisins
i wish for
granted but the v̶̖͒̂̂̾̂́̈̔͊̐̌͘͝o̵̢̮͚̰͒̀̔ǐ̷̯̥̥̗̦̗͖͛̋̆͂͝d̵̗͛̇́ ̷̨̧̨̖̮̼͓̘̰̰̑̋́͒͗̃́̓s̵̢̱̥̬̲̦̙͈̩͚̲͋̑̿̇̾͂̾̓́́̌̈́͜͠w̸̢̢̧̰̖͙̻̘͉̫̩̿̇̈́̈́̀a̵̩͉̳͖͇͖̹̜͈͇̲͇̾̿͐̍̓̔͐̈̾̕̕l̷͉̐̈́̍͜ļ̸̺̣̬̻̋̀̅̊̅̄͘ơ̵̧̳͚͓̲̝̻̞̗͈̤̺̎͂ͅw̵̨̜̤͓̞̳̝̠͚̱͚̳̫̽̀͌ͅs̸̨̖̖̳̤̬̭͎̥̖̐̈́̄̏̏̈́̈́̏̿̀̇͜ͅ ̸̧͖̪̹͈͈̻͙̺͚̫̥́ý̶̪̦͙̞̙̀͗͒̆̑͘ǫ̵͍̮̜̼̞͒͘͝ͅu̵̟̼̜̣̒̿ ̶̧̨̛̛̰̹̤̻̳͙͔͇͒́̊̀̒͗͊͋̋̚̚͜͜w̴̤͗̑͆̀̉̇̌̌h̴̙̤͍͕̰̺̖̹̠̹̩̳̩̻͑̒̕ơ̴̪͕͉͙̤̼͕̻̞̗͍̰͇̂̇ͅļ̵̛̤̯̘̪̘̣͓̥̜͚̪̦́͋̅̅̏̅̌̕ͅȇ̶͙̟̣͔̞͊̍̓͐́̐́͛̿̂͆͘̕͜͝ ̴̛̛̞̩̮̘̭̘̤̳̘̳̩̆̌͂̓͛̄̃́̋̾͠f̴̨̨̡͚̺͓̬͖̱͙̾ơ̵̢̠̣͇̬̤̹̈͊̿́̎͜ŕ̶̨̧̤̠̤͓̻̩̫͔̪͙̄́̄̚͜͜ ̶̨̫̫͓̰̖̉͆̓̀́̀̀̕ͅy̶̡̦̟͓̼͖͔̣͈̰͉̪̅̃̊̃̃͗̔͐̄́̈́̓͜͠͝ͅo̴̧̢̨̢͕̞̼̹̼̯̰̟͎̦̎̒̋̏̆́̀̀̈́̌̑͊͜͝͝͝ủ̴̧̨̻̳̭̹̜͖̜̦̳͜r̵̡̤̟̦̤̻̯͔̟͓̃̑̍̈́̃́́̇̾̄̕͝ ̷̢͇̱̭̳̭͙͕̲̼̖͕̓̿̂͂̔̿̀̎͜ë̴̙͍̪͔̜̬̠̣́̓̑̽͂͘m̷̙̥̈̉͌̓͋̒̐̅̏̍̕̕͝p̶̡̼̙̎t̴͍̘͖̑̈́͑̓́̃͑̈́͝y̶̰̣̽̐̈́ ̸̧͖̥͖̳̘̜̼͖͚̑̌̓͌́̔̒͂̀̒̀͘͠͝͝ẃ̵̛̳̫̞̣͕̖̤̜͍̈͊̏̈́͛̃͊̽̈́̋̉̒̇i̶̩͆ş̸̛̛̯̞̟̗̗̰̣̗͇͇̑̀ȟ̴̲͇̩͓̗͉̙̭̓͆͂̂̎̏̎̋͘
i wish for tower unite to finally have everything in it and fully release
wish granted but the devs die and cant make another game(sorry devs)
i wish for my butt to be bigger
wish granted but you get kidnapped and are never seen again
i wish for super smash bros ultimate to come out 
wish granted but waluigi isnt in it
i wish that pewdiepie would make original (and good) content again
granted but it’s the same content he’s making now, the only good content he’s ever made
i wish nobody ever wanted waluigi in smash
never gonna happen
i wish for 20,000,000 units in tower unite