The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1788

granted but a hacker takes it all from you

i wish youtube went back to the days of not having clickbait


#1789

wish granted but now the only thing people can say without getting instantly terminated is how do you do

how do you do


#1790

you’re terminated anyway

I wish for 6 billion units


#1791

Granted but you’re banned for hacking.

I wish for GMod RP to be non-toxic again.


#1792

wish granted, but everyone is a furry saying “hewwo? owo”

i wish clickbait youtubers would just shut up


#1793

granted, but so does everyone else. forever.

I wish for the world to be good again. let’s finish the saga


#1794

wish granted but every 5 seconds there is an explosion in a random place

i wish the explosion didnt go on me


#1795

granted, but the poison gas did.

i wish for the ability to switch to living anyone else’s life anytime


#1796

wish granted but now everyone is jumping off cliffs

i wish i could flAEH


#1797

Wish granted but you’re a Bee and according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee is able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get to get it’s fat little body off the ground.

I wish I could have yogurt night because why is it so difficult?!


#1798

wish granted but you have to have it out of a gogurt straw that has the tiniest slit at the top

I wish for hot girlfriend


#1799

granted but hot girlfriend is actually a murderer who then kills you

I wish for more forum games


#1800

Wish granted but they’re all games that have been left to rot.

I wish it didn’t rain tomorrow.


#1801

it doesn’t rain, but instead a meteor crashes directly on your house.

i wish for the power to control electricity


#1802

wish granted but you can only use it when a really good movie is playing

i wish phil swift would saw me in half


#1803

wish granted but instead of repairing you he just leaves you there

i wish for a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a


#1804

Wisg granted, but e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e

I wish I wasn’t so toxic.


#1805

Wish granted, but now you wish you were toxic again.

I wish every building had air conditioning.


#1806

wish granted but it is load and irritating as fuck

i wish to be a real human


#1807

wish granted but im post number 1800

i wish no