The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


granted but a hacker takes it all from you

i wish youtube went back to the days of not having clickbait


wish granted but now the only thing people can say without getting instantly terminated is how do you do

how do you do


you’re terminated anyway

I wish for 6 billion units


Granted but you’re banned for hacking.

I wish for GMod RP to be non-toxic again.


wish granted, but everyone is a furry saying “hewwo? owo”

i wish clickbait youtubers would just shut up


granted, but so does everyone else. forever.

I wish for the world to be good again. let’s finish the saga


wish granted but every 5 seconds there is an explosion in a random place

i wish the explosion didnt go on me


granted, but the poison gas did.

i wish for the ability to switch to living anyone else’s life anytime


wish granted but now everyone is jumping off cliffs

i wish i could flAEH


Wish granted but you’re a Bee and according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee is able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get to get it’s fat little body off the ground.

I wish I could have yogurt night because why is it so difficult?!


wish granted but you have to have it out of a gogurt straw that has the tiniest slit at the top

I wish for hot girlfriend


granted but hot girlfriend is actually a murderer who then kills you

I wish for more forum games


Wish granted but they’re all games that have been left to rot.

I wish it didn’t rain tomorrow.


it doesn’t rain, but instead a meteor crashes directly on your house.

i wish for the power to control electricity


wish granted but you can only use it when a really good movie is playing

i wish phil swift would saw me in half


wish granted but instead of repairing you he just leaves you there

i wish for a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a


Wisg granted, but e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e

I wish I wasn’t so toxic.


Wish granted, but now you wish you were toxic again.

I wish every building had air conditioning.


wish granted but it is load and irritating as fuck

i wish to be a real human


wish granted but im post number 1800

i wish no