The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1728

Wish granted, but everything else is broken and unreasonably expensive and you have to pay for everything.

I wish fandoms never
EVER,
EVER.

EVER

Existed.


#1729

Wish granted but the Internet becomes a dark place.

I wish for the Zombie Massacre update.


#1730

Wish granted but since you wished for it it now turns out rushed

I wish switch DLC’s would come OUT already


#1731

Wish granted, but you experience a stroke right after, and die.

I wish @smore would leave the forums


#1732

Wish granted, but she came back 1 day after

I wish @WHOAG would leave the forums


#1733

Wish granted but you end up lost with no one to play with.

I wish I can see the ghosts of deceased people who had a large influence on my life.


#1734

Wish granted, but they are always talking about surreal memes.

I wish that

Head


#1735

Wish Granted, but the HEAD turns into

S U C C

I wish for…
NOTHING.
There is no way you can possibly fuck this up, I’ve calculated for everything! I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!


#1736

Wish granted but…you got hype for super smash bros BECAUSE GAMEPLAY IS HERE

i wish for asdfasdfasdf


#1737

Wish granted, but you get zsdfzsdfzsdf instead.

I wish for a sequel of this:


#1738

OMG SAME I LOVE THAT VIDEO wish granted but it’s just life jokes

I wish for :b: :new_moon_with_face: I


#1739

Wish granted, but you get boy. I wish for :thinking:


#1740

Wish granted, but you will never know what its thinking about.


#1741

Wish granted but

I wish for


#1742

Wish granted but

I wish for 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001


#1743

wish granted, but i did anyway lolols

i wish for fortnite omega max level


#1744

Wish granted, but Fortnite dies.

I wish

    1. Heading

#1745

Wish granted but the heading isn’t funny anymore

I wish for ideas


#1746

Wish granted, all of your ideas are to make heading funny again.
I wish for



    1. List item

#1747

granted you have acquired the List Item but it is sentient and tells you that you are slightly overweight and smelly every day and asks you if you really need that much butter on a single slice of toast smelly
i wish sans undertale was real