The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


Wish granted, but everything else is broken and unreasonably expensive and you have to pay for everything.

I wish fandoms never




Wish granted but the Internet becomes a dark place.

I wish for the Zombie Massacre update.


Wish granted but since you wished for it it now turns out rushed

I wish switch DLC’s would come OUT already


Wish granted, but you experience a stroke right after, and die.

I wish @smore would leave the forums


Wish granted, but she came back 1 day after

I wish @whoag would leave the forums


Wish granted but you end up lost with no one to play with.

I wish I can see the ghosts of deceased people who had a large influence on my life.


Wish granted, but they are always talking about surreal memes.

I wish that



Wish Granted, but the HEAD turns into


I wish for…
There is no way you can possibly fuck this up, I’ve calculated for everything! I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!


Wish granted but…you got hype for super smash bros BECAUSE GAMEPLAY IS HERE

i wish for asdfasdfasdf


Wish granted, but you get zsdfzsdfzsdf instead.

I wish for a sequel of this:


OMG SAME I LOVE THAT VIDEO wish granted but it’s just life jokes

I wish for :b: :new_moon_with_face: I


Wish granted, but you get boy. I wish for :thinking:


Wish granted, but you will never know what its thinking about.


Wish granted but

I wish for


Wish granted but

I wish for 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001


wish granted, but i did anyway lolols

i wish for fortnite omega max level


Wish granted, but Fortnite dies.

I wish

    1. Heading


Wish granted but the heading isn’t funny anymore

I wish for ideas


Wish granted, all of your ideas are to make heading funny again.
I wish for

    1. List item


granted you have acquired the List Item but it is sentient and tells you that you are slightly overweight and smelly every day and asks you if you really need that much butter on a single slice of toast smelly
i wish sans undertale was real