The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1628

Wish granted but you have to speak backwards for the next corruption.

I wish this sentence is false


#1629

Hoax a is landing moon the, granted wish

I simply give up, im tired of this ok


#1630

You keep on going :new_moon_with_face:

I simply give up, im tired of this ok


#1631

You @DENMarkus , a probbable caucassian teenager with spare time, a personal computing device, internet access and intact v(REDACTED)y drink coffee, allowing you to keep going in this harsh landscape of pain, annoyance and the eternal cycle of wish and wish corrupting, after you drank said coffee you corrupt wishes again, as complicated and unecessarilly verbose and long as that

(Get it? Because you said simply)

wish


#1632

no i won’t

I wis- damn it,
i WILL have a pink teddybear


#1633

Wish granted, its a 20 inch “stick” named “pink teddy”

I grant wish


#1634

You completely ruined this game so your genie has cursed you to be a polyp.

I wish I could Glinch.


#1635

I got a tad too meta there sorry,
Also
Wish granted, you’re the grinch now

I wish for some meta


#1636

Wish granted but it’s Blockspam Meta.

I wish you got my reference.

It was from Galidor.


#1637

Wish granted, but now you can’t reference anything other then Galidor, whatever that is.

I wish relatively tame words weren’t being censored by (REDACTED)s.


#1638

Wish (REDACTED)

I wish I didn’t repeat the same wishes.


#1639

Whoosh you got Alzheimers, 2x

Also blame the scp foundation wiki for the whole redact thing

I wish for a pony


#1640

Wish granted, you get a sea pony.

I wish for ToxicBoo’s love,


#1641

Uh… why do you want my love?

I wish Spydermann would stop making the same wish over and over again.


#1642

No.

I wish I didn’t repeat the same wishes
(eggs d)


#1643

“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

I wish I wasn’t shy.


#1644

Wish granted, because of your unshyness you now say somethings that you usually are shy about

I wish to stop


#1645

Wish granted, you keep going.

I wish I didn’t wishes the same repeat.


#1646

Banned for repeating the same wis…shit wrong game

EDIT : i blurred the swear because i don’t want some ban-happy guy to flag the living “brown-stuff” out of me, also related :

I wish i would not get flagged for swearing


#1647

Wish granted, but you get flagged for not swearing.

I wish people sold the Hound’s Hood cosmetic for Scout on Team Fortress 2.