The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1608

Wish granted, but you can no longer edit posts.

I wish for a bottle of Pepsi.


#1609

Wish granted, but you have to sit through my Coca Cola ads just for old time’s sake.

I wish people would be grateful for what they have.


#1610

Wish Granted, but people just don’t get it somehow.

I Wish for something idk


#1611

Wish granted, you got a carp ton of junkmail, both email and irl mail

I wish to watch season 3 of superstore


#1612

Wish granted but the superstore you normally go to is closed for filming

I wish Erickson played forum games more often.


#1613

Wish granted, now he is on reddit

I dont wish for a pc


#1614

You caused a mistake, so you get the PC regardless, however it is in bits.

I wish I was working with the media team.


#1615

Wish granted, you are now working for Buzz Feed.

I wish I wasn’t so easily sad.


#1616

Wish granted, despite your resistence to sad things you are depressed because a lot of sad things happen more often

I wish to not run out of any wish ideas


#1617

Wish granted, but your mind is consumed by thoughts of wishes and how to corrupt them, wishing and corrupting wishes consumes your life.

I wish I wasn’t too edgy or too cute.


#1618

wish granted your 2 chesy 4 me

I wish I can focus.


#1619

Wish granted, you can only focus on 1 thing, that means if you are looking at a pc you are oblivious to your surroundings,

I give up on wishes


#1620

You don’t give up on wishes. You get a straw.

I wish for all those emeralds


#1621

wish granted, you get rocks painted green

i wish for a single (bleep)


#1622

Wish granted but you (Bleep) ed up real bad and you have to say “(Bleep)” everytime you swear.

I wish for a healthy drink.


#1623

Wish granted, its coca cola with a huge sticker saying its healthy

I wish something


#1624

I wish something isn’t proper grammar, I can not do anything about that.

I wish I didn’t repeat the same wishes.


#1625

Wish granted, but you now repeat the same ban reasons on that other dead meme of a forum game.

I wish I wasn’t bored.


#1626

Wish granted, you’re scary.

I wish I didn’t repeat the same wishes.


#1627

congrats, you got alzheimer syndrome

something i wish