The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1288

Wish granted, but it’s only a 5% off sale.

I wish I didn’t die on the death road.


#1289

Always something.


Wish granted, but you’ll die anyways. Maybe not on death road, but elsewhere…

I wish for pink elephant.


#1290

Wish granted! You get a lot of pink elephant. Unfortunately, you don’t get paid to keep them.

I wish there were more musicians like Frank Sinatra.


#1291

Wish Granted, but the new artists are incredibly hard to listen to.
I wish to have a Flaming Team Captain in TF2.


#1292

Wish granted. It brutally gives you a first-degree burn and gives you a scar for life BECAUSE IT’S FLAMING

I wish for no Pyroland.


#1293

Wish granted, because there is no Pyroland, the alternative is: you go to Ponyvile instead, with a stop at Enchancia, Cloudsdale, and then the destination, Ponyville. (Find yourself in childish flashbacks!)

I wish for resistance to death.


#1294

Wish granted, but you’re forced to listen to Crazy Bus soundtrack for your whole life.

I wish to visit Cloudsdale.


#1295

Wish granted, but when you get there, you get swiped by Rainbow Dash during an important flying routine, and she crashes! (Hey, at least the injuries are minor…)

I wish to Unite Up!


#1296

Wish granted, but you only get to Unite up for 5 seconds.

I wish I wasn’t constantly being crushed by doors in Sven co op.


#1297

Wish granted, but the doors take a eternity to open.
I wish to be able to control people with my mind. (cheesy but im running out of ideas.)


#1298

Wish granted, but everyone else can read your mind too (same)

I want to play as the Pink Dragon in the Lobby


#1299

Wish granted, but you’re eligible only to join private lobbies. So basically, you’ll be alone.

I wish for drawing skillz


#1300

Wish granted but you can only draw scribbles.

I wish I can go to New York.


#1301

Wish granted, you come straight into New York’s jail!

I wish for wom jackpot


#1302

wish granted, but you have to donate the units to charity.

I want the all the donor items for free


#1303

Wish granted, but they are no longer special. (I’d like some of them myself, tho)

I wish for a friend.


#1304

Wish granted! You get a imaginary friend!

I wish i was perfect, and/or, God


#1305

Wish granted, but you also start thinking as him: https://youtu.be/rl9pGKnvR3c?t=1h4m16s> and start to hate yourself.

I wish Arcade came out this patch.


#1306

Sorry, Arcade is still under development.

I wish to go to a place where there are merpeople.


#1307

Wish granted. You get the Underwater Condo but you can’t move because you spawn on the surface and are a merperson yourself.

I wish for the ability to extend nighttime to get sleep.