The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1268

Wish granted, but it isnt at hogwarts.
I wish I had hands.


#1269

Wish granted but they are soup rice and fall into the nearest bowl wherever possible.
I wish to be able to not use my computer for at least a day.


#1270

Wish granted but you’re stuck with no way of communicating because your phone’s battery is flat.

I wish for a Legendary Pokemon.


#1271

Legendary magikarps 4 da win!

I wish for fish


#1272

Magikarp is not a Legendary you fool. Hence you have to be stuck with fish you reel in with a Old Rod.

I wish for UB01 Symbiont.


#1273

Wish granted but it eats your head, Now you are a fucking psychopath that literally needs blood to live

You knew it was coming

I wish for homework that is actually worth my time.


#1274

Wish granted, you spend all the time on homework and miss everything else in your life.

I wish for Twilight Princess and Wind Waker port for Nintendo Switch.


#1275

Wish granted but you are suspectable to a lot of bugs.

I wish I could cool off at the beach.


#1276

Wish granted, all the wind and rain of the incoming hurricane sure does give you chills!

I wish everyone could experience the beautiful saga that is Car Boys.


#1277

Wish granted. They all get run over by boys in cars.

I wish for a fricking ideA


#1278

Your ideas are useless, and get rejected.

I wish for some banging choons.


#1279

Wish granted but the banging choons are actually songs that have a lot of dislikes on social media.

I wish we can continue with this game again.


#1280

wish granted.
but you can never talk to yourself ever again

I wish I could go to Europe


#1281

Wish granted but you are transported in the middle of a terror attack.

I wish to play laser tag.


#1282

Wish granted, but because of servers’ performance due to high amount of players wanting to play Laser Tag, your ping will increase and make it unplayable.

I wish to be in charge for Tower Unite and fix most of interface stuff.


#1283

Wish granted, but people stop playing TU forever.

I wish I could survive the death road.


#1284

Wish granted but you have to do it in a large car.

I wish to go to Baku.


#1285

Wish granted, but you can never leave from Baku

I wish to win every jackpot in TU and irl casino slotmachines in one spin.


#1286

Tis impossible to do. Sorry, can’t help ya.

I wish to meet Lewis Hamilton.


#1287

Wish granted, but Lewis doesn’t seem to be interested in you, neither you are in Lewis after “meeting”.

I wish Undertale and Dark Souls 1 were on steam summer sale so I can buy something.