The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1227

Wish granted! -but, you start to miss all that extra work so much that you dream about it or something during your free time.

I wish to be out of the box. To be within the shorter radius. You know, the logical thing.


#1228

Wish granted your now out of the box but it has a huge radius (sry I have no idea what ur saying )

I wish I have a better paying job


#1229

Well. since you spelled the words sorry and you’re as “sry” and “ur” WISH NOT GRANTED.

I wish I knew the secret to mastering VR technology.


#1231

Rival companies kidnap you for those secrets

I wish I had more time to do things


#1232

Wish granted, you broke the timey-wimey thing and now time is Ded. Not big surprise.

I WISH TO NOT BE LAZY


#1233

Wish granted but your caps had made you lazier than ever.

I wish I had my Home Learning done before tomorrow.


#1234

Wish granted but you have double the Home learning you have now.

I wish we could continue with this game.


#1235

Wish granted, but so long as you only post on weekdays.

I wish for some common sense. (please, I really need this)


#1236

Wish granted, but everyone else will have more common sense then you.

I wish I was good at Tetris.


#1237

Wish granted!, however you do not get absolute silence.

I wish personally that I had a better feel for what to say to who and when to say it.


#1238

Wish granted but all the feelings are somewhat depressing.

I wish I did PE again.


#1239

Wish granted. But you can never stop exercising again.
I wish I had a gold fish


#1240

Wish granted, the fish is fake and made of an iron alloy with a thin gold coating, valued at ~$50.

I wish I had better judgement.


#1241

I wish for luck in my exams.


#1242

Wish granted, however luck doesn’t matter in an exam: only knowledge.

I wish my anxiety for the upcoming exams was gone already


#1243

Wish granted! By forgetting that you have exams to take, you no will no longer be stressed about them!

I wish I sounded smarter.


#1244

Wish granted! Unfortunately, people start to think you’re trying to sound smart so they aren’t impressed. Which is unfortunate because, well… some people don’t put effort into sounding smart so I guess they criticise those who do.

I wish the sun had a different colour as viewed from within our atmosphere for no particular reason whatsoever. I’m also assuming everyone here lives on Earth.


#1245

Wish granted, the sun is now green. But all other colors are now blocked by the atmosphere. You’ve doomed us all, great job.

I wish for a million wishes


#1246

wish granted, but you can only wish for a million of the same thing.

I wish I could play guitar


#1247

Wish granted but the only songs you can play are hard songs.

I wish for some exam revision notes.