The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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Wish granted, people recognise you now as copy of Justin Bieber!

I wish next reply would be upside down.

1188

Wish granted! However, you read the upside down reply right side up.

I wish better music existed.

1189

To you, music sounds amazing! But to other people it sounds like shit. (Literally)

Shoutout to the people who get the South Park reference

I wish I could speed up time

1190

Wish Granted, but you accidentally erase yourself by speeding.

I wish that money grows on trees Requested by my cousin Chris

1191

So much inflation that the currency is now useless! :smiley:

I wish for this wish to be wasted because I can’t think of a wish right now.

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1192

Wish granted! You’re your wish and are wasted on the floor from wine.

I wish for no likes.

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1193

You get one like

I wish for nothing

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1194

You get something.

I wish for a sunny day as it is drizzling.

1195

wish granted but it’s a hot as the hottest day on the equator.
I wish that my wish was un-corruptable.

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Wish granted, but the entire universe is warped to the Nth dimension as a result of your un-corruptable wish because all wishes here must be corrupted, but since yours can’t be corrupted, a massive paradox occurs.

I wish it would rain.

1197

It does but its in the form of hail

I wish I knew what project 39 was

1198

Wish granted, however the developer who reveals to you this sacred secret has no option other than to kill you in order to keep the secret from everyone.

I wish there was a simple guide for how to avoid wasting time.

1199

Wish granted! Step 1: Avoid all forms of fun. Fun distracts, and distractions waste time. Robots never waste time, and they are not programmed to experience fun. Coincidence? I think not!

I wish having fun didn’t waste time.

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1200

Wish granted, now work wastes time but you have to have a bit of fun at work as well! Like as in, tea breaks!

I wish for asdfmovie 11

1201

Wish granted but you are now a 5th grader for ever, because those are the only people who like those things

I wish for a wish

1202

Wish granted, but that wish only brings unhappiness and despair.

I wish to know what to do.

1203

Wish granted, you have work.

I wish my mic was working

1204

Wish granted, but everyone hates your voice now

I wished for cupiicsaciavirgurogeuowghweuoofuasouusdo

1205

That doesn’t exist so you don’t get it.

I wish for a speedy recovery for my Grandparents.

1206

Wish granted, but… aw come on, I don’t want to corrupt this wish, that would be horrible!

I wish I was good at every game ever made.