The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1187

Wish granted, people recognise you now as copy of Justin Bieber!

I wish next reply would be upside down.


#1188

Wish granted! However, you read the upside down reply right side up.

I wish better music existed.


#1189

To you, music sounds amazing! But to other people it sounds like shit. (Literally)

Shoutout to the people who get the South Park reference

I wish I could speed up time


#1190

Wish Granted, but you accidentally erase yourself by speeding.

I wish that money grows on trees Requested by my cousin Chris


#1191

So much inflation that the currency is now useless! :smiley:

I wish for this wish to be wasted because I can’t think of a wish right now.


#1192

Wish granted! You’re your wish and are wasted on the floor from wine.

I wish for no likes.


#1193

You get one like

I wish for nothing


#1194

You get something.

I wish for a sunny day as it is drizzling.


#1195

wish granted but it’s a hot as the hottest day on the equator.
I wish that my wish was un-corruptable.


#1196

Wish granted, but the entire universe is warped to the Nth dimension as a result of your un-corruptable wish because all wishes here must be corrupted, but since yours can’t be corrupted, a massive paradox occurs.

I wish it would rain.


#1197

It does but its in the form of hail

I wish I knew what project 39 was


#1198

Wish granted, however the developer who reveals to you this sacred secret has no option other than to kill you in order to keep the secret from everyone.

I wish there was a simple guide for how to avoid wasting time.


#1199

Wish granted! Step 1: Avoid all forms of fun. Fun distracts, and distractions waste time. Robots never waste time, and they are not programmed to experience fun. Coincidence? I think not!

I wish having fun didn’t waste time.


#1200

Wish granted, now work wastes time but you have to have a bit of fun at work as well! Like as in, tea breaks!

I wish for asdfmovie 11


#1201

Wish granted but you are now a 5th grader for ever, because those are the only people who like those things

I wish for a wish


#1202

Wish granted, but that wish only brings unhappiness and despair.

I wish to know what to do.


#1203

Wish granted, you have work.

I wish my mic was working


#1204

Wish granted, but everyone hates your voice now

I wished for cupiicsaciavirgurogeuowghweuoofuasouusdo


#1205

That doesn’t exist so you don’t get it.

I wish for a speedy recovery for my Grandparents.


#1206

Wish granted, but… aw come on, I don’t want to corrupt this wish, that would be horrible!

I wish I was good at every game ever made.