The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1147

Wish granted? Wish.exe has stopped working.

I Wish that a catsack was a real think


#1148

Wish granted. Catsacks are now a figure of your imagination and thoughts. (Does that really change anything?)

I wish that I could get an awesome job.


#1149

Wish granted, but you can’t leave unless you buy a chocolate bar for everyone who works there :smiley:
I wish i had chocolate bars.


#1150

Sorry they were sold out @DignifiedPeach bought them all

I wish my imagination came to life


#1151

Wish granted! However everyone else’s imaginations also come to life, so basically everything from the Internet, television, movies, videogames, books and all other sources of media become realities. You’d better get prepared, because now the world is turning to war to determine the fate of everything. Fun stuff.

I wish that SGDQ 2017 will be a good event.


#1152

Granted, but nobody goes there and nobody sees it.

I wish for Megaman Starforce 4 and have it be atleast as good as Megaman Starforce 3.


#1153

Wish granted but it’s copy is for some weird reason ported to Nokia N-Gage.

I wish for Nintendo Switch


#1154

You get a defective one for free!

I wish for a non-defective Switch. >:]


#1155

Wish granted! You get a functional light switch!

I wish making conversations was easier.


#1156

Wish granted, but everything else will get much harder

I wish i was more skilled in Geometry Dash


#1157

Wish granted! You’re terrible at everything else that you do.
(I didn’t wish, sorry)


#1158

You didnt wish


#1159

You also didn’t wish.

I wish SpongeBob was put out of its misery

It’s shit now


#1160

Wish granted, but Rick and Morty is also cancelled

I wish that E3 2017 will have no pre-rendered trailers


#1161

Wish granted! Everyone decided to take a holiday for 2017, so nothing’s shown off at all!

I wish those science lab goggles you have to wear in school actually fit well over normal glasses.


#1162

wish granted! but you lose your eyes

I wish the devs would finish the under water condo already XD


#1163

Wish granted but it is flooded and it will take weeks to repair.

I wish for a internship at Pixeltail.


#1164

Sure! You get paid 2 dollars an hour and work as a moral supporter!

I wish I had wifi everywhere


#1165

Wish granted, but the internet is so CRAPPY it makes you want to die

I wish i didn’t have wifi that wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t crappy.


#1166

Wish granted, but all text on the internet is changed to a language you don’t understand.

I wish I had internet that didn’t cut out every so often.