Wish granted? Wish.exe has stopped working.
I Wish that a catsack was a real think
Wish granted. Catsacks are now a figure of your imagination and thoughts. (Does that really change anything?)
I wish that I could get an awesome job.
Wish granted, but you canât leave unless you buy a chocolate bar for everyone who works there 
I wish i had chocolate bars.
Wish granted! However everyone elseâs imaginations also come to life, so basically everything from the Internet, television, movies, videogames, books and all other sources of media become realities. Youâd better get prepared, because now the world is turning to war to determine the fate of everything. Fun stuff.
I wish that SGDQ 2017 will be a good event.
Granted, but nobody goes there and nobody sees it.
I wish for Megaman Starforce 4 and have it be atleast as good as Megaman Starforce 3.
Wish granted but itâs copy is for some weird reason ported to Nokia N-Gage.
I wish for Nintendo Switch
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You get a defective one for free!
I wish for a non-defective Switch. >:]
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Wish granted! You get a functional light switch!
I wish making conversations was easier.
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Wish granted, but everything else will get much harder
I wish i was more skilled in Geometry Dash
Wish granted! Youâre terrible at everything else that you do.
(I didnât wish, sorry)
You didnt wish
You also didnât wish.
I wish SpongeBob was put out of its misery
Itâs shit now
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Wish granted, but Rick and Morty is also cancelled
I wish that E3 2017 will have no pre-rendered trailers
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Wish granted! Everyone decided to take a holiday for 2017, so nothingâs shown off at all!
I wish those science lab goggles you have to wear in school actually fit well over normal glasses.
wish granted! but you lose your eyes
I wish the devs would finish the under water condo already XD
Wish granted but it is flooded and it will take weeks to repair.
I wish for a internship at Pixeltail.
Sure! You get paid 2 dollars an hour and work as a moral supporter!
I wish I had wifi everywhere
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Wish granted, but the internet is so CRAPPY it makes you want to die
I wish i didnât have wifi that wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât wasnât crappy.
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Wish granted, but all text on the internet is changed to a language you donât understand.
I wish I had internet that didnât cut out every so often.
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