The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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41

Wish granted, but you don’t have a space suit…
I wish Digimon were a real thing.

42

Wish granted, but they are hostile and take over the earth.
I wish I had better internet.

43

Wish granted, but you are forced to have an overly protective firewall.

I wish I could try my hand at drifting cars.

44

Wish Granted, but you always gain traction and usually flip.

I wish I could have Tower Unite now.

45

Wish granted, but your PC can’t run it.

I wish I had a better voice.

46

Wish granted, but you can only say embarrassing things.

I wish ubuntu worked on my chromebook.

47

Wish granted, but it’s a super old version.

I wish I was a pikachu.

48

Wish granted, but your trainer forever stores you in the PC.

I wish I wasn’t so awkward on the phone.

50

Whoooops, we posted at the same. Ill erase mine.

51

Wish granted, but all you talk about is little jimmy, the little kid that you watch out of your window when he gets home from school.
I wish I was a super fast hedgehog

52

Wish granted, but you’re stored in a cage as a pet (since you’re just an otherwise normal hedgehog).
I wish I actually had drawing skills.

53

Wish granted, but all you can draw is sonic smut. The bad kind.

I wish I could shape-shift.

54

But only into the person you’re talking to? Check!

Man, I wish my left leg would stop aching.

55

Granted, your left leg is gone now.

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I wish I had more wishes.

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56

Wish granted, but you can wish only for more wishes with those wishes.

I wish I had more games for my consoles.

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57

Wish granted, but for those extra games you’ll get, you will have to use an extra password to play, which you don’t have.

I wish I was more creative.

58

wish granted, but everything you make has to have a dick in it.

I wish i could get my package i ordered on sunday now.

59

Wish granted, but you do not get the contents of the package with it.

I wish I was more confident.

60

Wish granted, but only on the toilet.

I wish my alarm clock worked.

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61

Worked every thirty minutes? Check.

Wish I would get to work on LLAT.