The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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Wish granted, but you can only work with heavily retarded children.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

63

Granted! But sheā€™s very ugly and rude as all hell.

And her cooking sucks.

I wish my Wii would read discs again.

64

Granted, but it can only read Barbie Dream Game.

I wish I could have super sayin powers.

65

Only visible by you. Everyone else just sees you pretend to power up.

relevant

I wish you knew I was talking about Love Like a Tower and not Low Level Awareness Training.

66

Granted, but only that one person knows. Nobody else will. Ever.

I wish Zak would give me a hug.

67

Granted: He gives you a bear hug, before bending you over. :mens::mens:

I wish I was an administrator of the UT forums.

68

Wish granted! However, your username got all scrambled.

I wish that the post below would mess this wish up in some way.

69

Wish granted!

ā€¦

See? I messed it up by not messing it up thereby conforming to its wish while simultaneously not andā€¦ uhā€¦ donā€™t think about itā€¦

I wish I could control the weather.

70

You do so as a cerulean horse with wings and rainbow colored hair.

I want to watch all the anime I want for free.

71

Wish granted, but you do know there is something called Crunchyroll (unless itā€™s not available in your country). Also the only anime you can watch is really badly made anime.

I wish I could go to Italy

72

Wish granted but the food is bad, and you cause some shit with the Mafia.

I wish I was better at math.

73

Wish granted, but youā€™ll never use it outside of math class.

I wish my eyesight was better.

74

Granted, but you have permanent X-Ray vision.

I wish I couldnā€™t gain weight.

75

Granted, but you start losing weight

I wish i could think up of more wishes

76

Wish granted, but the new wishes will never be granted, ever.

I wish I could recite the alphabet backwards.

77

Wish granted, but only once, ever.

78

ā€¦this lack of wish disturbs me.

I wish the Super Smash Bros. series was on Steam.

79

Features the TF2 cast as players, online play yields hackers and kids that choose sonic, fox, and scout every game

I wish this thread would get no more replies.

80

Wish granted, but you canā€™t reply to any other thread.
(Not really)

I wish for a wish.

81

Wish granted! But you can only wish for death with this wish.

I wish I could get everything I wanted!