The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

serjunpe · August 20, 2015, 11:18am

Wish granted. But you are Julius Caesar

I wish I had mlg skills

Drachen · August 20, 2015, 11:19am

Wish granted! But you may not compete in professional or competitive play.

I wish I was a real boy!

TheChic1721 · August 20, 2015, 11:58am

Wish granted! But you have a little… height!

I wish I have 1M followers on Twitter!

Sapphire · August 20, 2015, 12:14pm

Wish granted! But they’re all lifeless bot accounts.

I wish Zak would notice me more.

PoliteWhale · August 20, 2015, 1:21pm

Wish granted. But he only talks to you through code.

I wish I was able to learn a new language.

PikaUCH · August 20, 2015, 1:26pm

Wish granted. But you can’t find anyone who speaks this new language.

I wish I had lots of money.

lizard · August 20, 2015, 1:33pm

Wish granted! You have unlimited money, but its all in pennies and banks won’t change it for you.

I wish I was better at pixel art

First · August 20, 2015, 1:38pm

Wish granted! But you can only do 1x1 pixel art.
I wish to have a wish that cannot be corrupted

secretplop · August 20, 2015, 1:46pm

Wish granted, but the resulting paradox causes The Universe to implode.

I wish for the ability to summon cake at will.

PoliteWhale · August 20, 2015, 1:47pm

Wish Granted. But the cake always comes in discussing flavors.

I wish I knew how to cook.

lizard · August 20, 2015, 1:51pm

Wish granted! You can now make the best toast ever and… well, only that…

I wish for mad programming skills (to go with my newfound art prowess)

secretplop · August 20, 2015, 2:17pm

Wish granted, but you are the only person capable of running your code!
I wish I could burn people

Arkive86 · August 20, 2015, 2:20pm

Wish granted! But you must be on fire as it can only spread by your touch.

I wish I never got tired.

TechMasterAllen · August 20, 2015, 3:20pm

Wish granted! But you can only stare at a sheet of paper while you would normally be sleeping. You can’t write on the paper either.

I wish I could instantly properly assemble computers.

secretplop · August 20, 2015, 3:29pm

Wish granted! However, you must manually program them in assembly language.
I wish I was on fire.

butilka4 · August 20, 2015, 3:56pm

Granted.

I wish there was a FurryRP server on GMOD.

Cakemagic · August 20, 2015, 4:13pm

[Wish granted][1]. I would corrupt this one for you but those yiffing kids already did it.

nomaspants · August 20, 2015, 4:22pm

wish granted. You cant eat any breadsticks unless they have spinach.

I wish i could beat all my games on steam.

secretplop · August 20, 2015, 4:27pm

Wish granted. However, you beat all your games so fast that you got bored of them all.
I wish I was in space.

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

butilka4 · August 20, 2015, 5:18pm

I said RP, not Build server