Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread!

#351

There was photographic proof, it was just of an NPC the owner had placed rather than an actual easter egg by the devs. It was just a misunderstanding.

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#352

I was more referring to stuff like this.
I never saw the post referring to the NPC

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#353

Ah, fair enough.

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#354

Kinda regret making that post, now that i think about it

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#355

Not really an easter egg, but I found it accidentally.
The back of the quarter has a TU symbol engraved on it.
Personally I hate the front of it due to lack of detail, so this little detail makes me hate it less.

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#356

In the Resort condo if you go to the Moon and no-clip out of the force field and walk a little bit, you will see a piece of metal stuck in the moon. This is a reference to the Monolith from “2001 a space odyssey”.

EDIT: thanks @Darwfer

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#359

water joke

Also the barcode just says A

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#360

i guess water is K I N D A toxic

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#361

lobby 3 sign from the trailer is here!

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#362

It just turned into LOBE` 3

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#363

a little cat (I think Mac’s ?) near some trees on the upper part of the west stores

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Secret Cat.png in the lobby?
#364

Meow

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#365

We found your cat macdguy!
So anyway could you return this act with ~100k units?
(The cat will be held until that payment.)

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#366

Got some fun flavor text on some of the paint cans in the DIY store, lots of it too (it’s also super blurry).

My best attempt at a transcript

The Paint Company
Window Paint
Instant Privacy


LIMITED ONE HOUR GUARANTEE
PAINT CORPORATION GUARANTEES THIS PRODUCT IS PAINT ENOUGH AND YOU’RE NOT GETTING A
REFUND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. DON’T BOTHER TRYING TO CONTACT US. EITHER IT WORKS OR
YOU DIDN’T DO IT RIGHT. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. PLEASE DON’T BOTHER US BECAUSE WE’LL JUST
IGNORE YOU. (1) If this product fails to meet Paint Corporation’s bare minimum standards in some
unimaginable circumstance, only then we will consider doing an exchange. That’s fair enough right? But
you only have an hour so you better hurry. (2) Breach of this contract will result in a really unhappy boss
who will probably smack me around with the belt. Please don’t bother us the bosses keep bringing
out the mice and it hurts and we can’t handle any more complaints.


VERY IMPORTANT: DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
COME ON FELLAS!

WHERE TO USE
On the window

WHY
You get instant privacy. Or maybe instant blackout. Like you wanna watch a movie but don’t have curtains.

HOW TO USE
Paint it on window, it’s not hard.

PLZ TELL ME HOW TO USE
Ok I will help you. You have to put the paint on the brush then paint it over the windows. With your hand.

OK HOW DO I OPEN
Uhhh I guess you could use your hand or something. There’s also a little metal tool but that’s kinda the easy way out if you ask me.

CAN U DO IT FOR ME
Hmmmmmmm let me think about it hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wait still thinking about it uhhhh hmmm well if I consider it for a little longer uhhh hmmmmmmm uhhhhh well when you look at it that way hmmm gee uhhhh well hmmmmmm I think that maybe uhhhhh hmm uhhh no

DRY TIME
Dry Time

CLEAN UP & STORAGE
Clean with soap & water. To ?, use ? A lot. Like a whole lot. Store in a dark and damp area on a high shelf. To dispose of paint, consume it or call 1-800-PAIN-TYEA for more information.


WARNING: If you scrape, sand, or remove old paint, you may release toxic fumes of asbestos, dust, and
masculinity. ALL OF THIS IS TOXIC. EXPOSURE TO ANY OF THESE CAN CAUSE SERIOUS ILLNESS, SUCH AS BRAIN DAMAGE, ESPECIALLY IN CHILDREN. PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD ALSO AVOID EXPOSURE. Wear an approved respirator to avoid any illness. Clean very carefully. Before you start, research very thoroughly and obtain your degrees in College. Use a full and healthy ? and be open-minded before you even consider starting. Protect yourself from your family by contacting the National Lead Expoure Hotline at www.lead.com. I wouldn’t sniff lead if I were you. I’ve done my fair share and it’s probably not been a good idea.

WARNING! IRRITANT HAZARD IF SWALLOWED. CONTAINS: ETHYLENE GLYCOL
<list of incredibly blurry ingredients that I can’t even read>
CAUTION: REACH CHILDREN - TAKE INTERNALLY


NO IT DOESN’T COME OFF.
PLEASE STOP SENDING US
COMPLAINTS.

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#367

always paint the windows, its always needed for seeing outside

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#368

Hey, it’s me, Sem_ from the future!

I come from a world where the Arcade update is already out, and I thought to share this little future gem.

Either that, or I just used the trivia glitch to check out the machines.
Seriously though, I want this update so bad

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#369

Ouch. Can we hold a strike? That’s completely boneist and I find that disgusting.

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#370

First skeletons can’t play Laser Tag and now they can’t play Super Hoopers? Talk about bone-ist!

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#371

#stopbonediscrimination
help spread the word

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#372

boneism is a big issue

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