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We found your cat macdguy!
So anyway could you return this act with ~100k units?
(The cat will be held until that payment.)
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Got some fun flavor text on some of the paint cans in the DIY store, lots of it too (itâs also super blurry).
My best attempt at a transcript
The Paint Company
Window Paint
Instant Privacy
LIMITED ONE HOUR GUARANTEE
PAINT CORPORATION GUARANTEES THIS PRODUCT IS PAINT ENOUGH AND YOUâRE NOT GETTING A
REFUND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. DONâT BOTHER TRYING TO CONTACT US. EITHER IT WORKS OR
YOU DIDNâT DO IT RIGHT. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. PLEASE DONâT BOTHER US BECAUSE WEâLL JUST
IGNORE YOU. (1) If this product fails to meet Paint Corporationâs bare minimum standards in some
unimaginable circumstance, only then we will consider doing an exchange. Thatâs fair enough right? But
you only have an hour so you better hurry. (2) Breach of this contract will result in a really unhappy boss
who will probably smack me around with the belt. Please donât bother us the bosses keep bringing
out the mice and it hurts and we canât handle any more complaints.
VERY IMPORTANT: DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
COME ON FELLAS!
WHERE TO USE
On the window
WHY
You get instant privacy. Or maybe instant blackout. Like you wanna watch a movie but donât have curtains.
HOW TO USE
Paint it on window, itâs not hard.
PLZ TELL ME HOW TO USE
Ok I will help you. You have to put the paint on the brush then paint it over the windows. With your hand.
OK HOW DO I OPEN
Uhhh I guess you could use your hand or something. Thereâs also a little metal tool but thatâs kinda the easy way out if you ask me.
CAN U DO IT FOR ME
Hmmmmmmm let me think about it hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wait still thinking about it uhhhh hmmm well if I consider it for a little longer uhhh hmmmmmmm uhhhhh well when you look at it that way hmmm gee uhhhh well hmmmmmm I think that maybe uhhhhh hmm uhhh no
DRY TIME
Dry Time
CLEAN UP & STORAGE
Clean with soap & water. To ?, use ? A lot. Like a whole lot. Store in a dark and damp area on a high shelf. To dispose of paint, consume it or call 1-800-PAIN-TYEA for more information.
WARNING: If you scrape, sand, or remove old paint, you may release toxic fumes of asbestos, dust, and
masculinity. ALL OF THIS IS TOXIC. EXPOSURE TO ANY OF THESE CAN CAUSE SERIOUS ILLNESS, SUCH AS BRAIN DAMAGE, ESPECIALLY IN CHILDREN. PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD ALSO AVOID EXPOSURE. Wear an approved respirator to avoid any illness. Clean very carefully. Before you start, research very thoroughly and obtain your degrees in College. Use a full and healthy ? and be open-minded before you even consider starting. Protect yourself from your family by contacting the National Lead Expoure Hotline at www.lead.com. I wouldnât sniff lead if I were you. Iâve done my fair share and itâs probably not been a good idea.
WARNING! IRRITANT HAZARD IF SWALLOWED. CONTAINS: ETHYLENE GLYCOL
<list of incredibly blurry ingredients that I canât even read>
CAUTION: REACH CHILDREN - TAKE INTERNALLY
NO IT DOESNâT COME OFF.
PLEASE STOP SENDING US
COMPLAINTS.
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always paint the windows, its always needed for seeing outside
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Hey, itâs me, Sem_ from the future!
I come from a world where the Arcade update is already out, and I thought to share this little future gem.
Either that, or I just used the trivia glitch to check out the machines.
Seriously though, I want this update so bad
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Ouch. Can we hold a strike? Thatâs completely boneist and I find that disgusting.
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First skeletons canât play Laser Tag and now they canât play Super Hoopers? Talk about bone-ist!
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#stopbonediscrimination
help spread the word
boneism is a big issue
Fuckin necrophobes
Feeling really sorry for the skeletons and milk cartons who have to deal with this stuff daily.
But large Roblox despacito monsters can participate wtf
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Osteophobia in my Tower Unite? More likely than youâd think. As a skeletal man myself, I have a few words for whoever made this machine. >:(
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Dunno if anyoneâs seen this before. If youâre quick enough to scroll items before your weapons load, you can see the placeholder item.
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Thereâs a face on the back of Cold Fingerâs backer statue.
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my friend was the one to figure it out, but⌠Franky, the hot-dog selling dog, seems to be a dachshund- aka a wiener/sausage dog
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the face is the same as his pfp.
now i wonder, is the top of the statue the wrong way around, or is he permanently looking backwards?
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âHello? Is anyone there? I canât see, I canât hear, but i am alive.â
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Thereâs also one where they ask you to thank the workers that are working hard on the tower.
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Yeah, âremember, if it were easy, it would already be finished.â
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