Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread!

BaconScout42 · March 18, 2019, 3:18pm

sentient

kakkiphu · March 19, 2019, 11:36am

Partial repost to Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread! #359. as they didnt show all of the other epic stuff on it.

Water Bottle Statistics

Summary

Quality H20
AGUASUCIO
Water Flavoured Fluid.

Summary

The only thing you should be tasting is water…probably.
Aguasucio©® produces nothing but mostly pure water-like drinks.
By purchasing our products, you’re choosing an
environment-friendly alternative to other water brands,
as Aguasucio™℗©® purifies our products through a recycling
process from sewer treatment plants. Our beverages are
genetically modified for the perfect flavors and to quench the most
outrageous of thirsts. You will not be disappointed when you buy
this water. Your life depends on it.

NUTRITION FACTS Serving size 8fl oz, server percontainer prbly just 1
FILTERED WATER, BATTERY ACID (FOR FLAVOR,) NATURAL FLAVORS,
SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE (TO PROTECT FLAVOR,) PHOSPHORIC ACID
(MORE ELECTRONS TO FLAVOR,) ETHYLENE GLYCOL (KEEPS WATER COLD
AND WATERY,) SUGAR (YUMMY)
Bottled by independent bottlers in an independent bottler facility
who bottle independently, 1234 NEW JERSEY, TU 80083

That’s a lot of flavor

Summary

WATER JOKE
WHAT DID THE WITCH SAY WHEN SOMEONE GAVE HER WATER?
sorry i cannot drink i will melt

PLEASE RECYCLE
KINDA TOXIC
YIN YANG
HANDS OFF

AAAAA

Lan_Hikari · March 19, 2019, 1:04pm

Excuse me sir but I am still very epic

theuhie · March 19, 2019, 5:36pm

The brand name is also an easter egg - “agua sucio” is Spanish for “dirty water”.

Lan_Hikari · March 19, 2019, 5:47pm

I think that’s why it says kinda toxic.

EvKem · March 19, 2019, 8:04pm

… not the battery acid?

Lan_Hikari · March 19, 2019, 8:13pm

It’s only for flavour

Eriberto · March 20, 2019, 1:53am

Just as a heads up. AguaSucio isn’t exactly well said. Agua is considered a feminine noun so dirty water would be something like Agua SuciA. It still makes sense but just so you know.

Xmarksit · April 7, 2019, 4:58pm

Here’s a one for the new ballrace map: Event Horizon.
On the final level with the three blue towers rising from the centre, if you look above the tallest tower a TU symbol is looming above it.

Heavysteam · April 12, 2019, 3:48pm

Angry melon pet

LittleLuke · April 12, 2019, 3:55pm

i like the part when windows goes “DOO DO DOO DDOOOOO”

Heavysteam · April 12, 2019, 4:03pm

Just forcefully disable most of the useless extra features that come with windows 10 and basically castrate the windows update service so that it can’t update anything other than the base functions and security then and you too can enjoy the experience of hearing the popup sound every 10 minutes.

Only 5 small payments of 4.99$

Oscuur · April 12, 2019, 4:10pm

Nuetella · April 13, 2019, 11:06pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIIo0cimO9k

Cyann3 · April 13, 2019, 11:50pm

I really expected to get rickrolled

AmGona · April 13, 2019, 11:52pm

It’s the 2016 trailer.

Heavysteam · April 14, 2019, 6:30am

No that’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

AmGona · April 14, 2019, 6:55am

Nice try, I’ve memorized the URL.

Heavysteam · April 14, 2019, 9:19am

Originope · April 14, 2019, 11:56am

I don’t get it