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Partial repost to Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread! #359. as they didnt show all of the other epic stuff on it.
Water Bottle Statistics
Summary
Quality H20
AGUASUCIO
Water Flavoured Fluid.
Summary
The only thing you should be tasting is waterâŠprobably.
Aguasucio©Ÿ produces nothing but mostly pure water-like drinks.
By purchasing our products, youâre choosing an
environment-friendly alternative to other water brands,
as Aguasucioâąâ©Ÿ purifies our products through a recycling
process from sewer treatment plants. Our beverages are
genetically modified for the perfect flavors and to quench the most
outrageous of thirsts. You will not be disappointed when you buy
this water. Your life depends on it.
NUTRITION FACTS Serving size 8fl oz, server percontainer prbly just 1
FILTERED WATER, BATTERY ACID (FOR FLAVOR,) NATURAL FLAVORS,
SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE (TO PROTECT FLAVOR,) PHOSPHORIC ACID
(MORE ELECTRONS TO FLAVOR,) ETHYLENE GLYCOL (KEEPS WATER COLD
AND WATERY,) SUGAR (YUMMY)
Bottled by independent bottlers in an independent bottler facility
who bottle independently, 1234 NEW JERSEY, TU 80083
Thatâs a lot of flavor
Summary
WATER JOKE
WHAT DID THE WITCH SAY WHEN SOMEONE GAVE HER WATER?
sorry i cannot drink i will melt
PLEASE RECYCLE
KINDA TOXIC
YIN YANG
HANDS OFF
AAAAA
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Excuse me sir but I am still very epic
The brand name is also an easter egg - âagua sucioâ is Spanish for âdirty waterâ.
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I think thatâs why it says kinda toxic.
⊠not the battery acid?
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Itâs only for flavour
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Just as a heads up. AguaSucio isnât exactly well said. Agua is considered a feminine noun so dirty water would be something like Agua SuciA. It still makes sense but just so you know.
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Hereâs a one for the new ballrace map: Event Horizon.
On the final level with the three blue towers rising from the centre, if you look above the tallest tower a TU symbol is looming above it.
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Angry melon pet
i like the part when windows goes âDOO DO DOO DDOOOOOâ
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Just forcefully disable most of the useless extra features that come with windows 10 and basically castrate the windows update service so that it canât update anything other than the base functions and security then and you too can enjoy the experience of hearing the popup sound every 10 minutes.
Only 5 small payments of 4.99$
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I really expected to get rickrolled
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Itâs the 2016 trailer.
Nice try, Iâve memorized the URL.
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I donât get it