Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread!

#373

Fuckin necrophobes

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#374

Feeling really sorry for the skeletons and milk cartons who have to deal with this stuff daily.

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#375

But large Roblox despacito monsters can participate wtf

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#376

Osteophobia in my Tower Unite? More likely than you’d think. As a skeletal man myself, I have a few words for whoever made this machine. >:(

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#377

Dunno if anyone’s seen this before. If you’re quick enough to scroll items before your weapons load, you can see the placeholder item.

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#378

There’s a face on the back of Cold Finger’s backer statue.

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#379

my friend was the one to figure it out, but… Franky, the hot-dog selling dog, seems to be a dachshund- aka a wiener/sausage dog

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#380

the face is the same as his pfp.
now i wonder, is the top of the statue the wrong way around, or is he permanently looking backwards?
image

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#381


“Hello? Is anyone there? I can’t see, I can’t hear, but i am alive.”

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#382

There’s also one where they ask you to thank the workers that are working hard on the tower.

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#383

Yeah, “remember, if it were easy, it would already be finished.”

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#384

sentient

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#385

Partial repost to Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread! #359. as they didnt show all of the other epic stuff on it.

Water Bottle Statistics

Summary

Quality H20
AGUASUCIO
Water Flavoured Fluid.

Summary

The only thing you should be tasting is water…probably.
Aguasucio©® produces nothing but mostly pure water-like drinks.
By purchasing our products, you’re choosing an
environment-friendly alternative to other water brands,
as Aguasucio™℗©® purifies our products through a recycling
process from sewer treatment plants. Our beverages are
genetically modified for the perfect flavors and to quench the most
outrageous of thirsts. You will not be disappointed when you buy
this water. Your life depends on it.

NUTRITION FACTS Serving size 8fl oz, server percontainer prbly just 1
FILTERED WATER, BATTERY ACID (FOR FLAVOR,) NATURAL FLAVORS,
SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE (TO PROTECT FLAVOR,) PHOSPHORIC ACID
(MORE ELECTRONS TO FLAVOR,) ETHYLENE GLYCOL (KEEPS WATER COLD
AND WATERY,) SUGAR (YUMMY)
Bottled by independent bottlers in an independent bottler facility
who bottle independently, 1234 NEW JERSEY, TU 80083

That’s a lot of flavor

Summary

WATER JOKE
WHAT DID THE WITCH SAY WHEN SOMEONE GAVE HER WATER?
sorry i cannot drink i will melt

:recycle:PLEASE RECYCLE
:radioactive:KINDA TOXIC
:yin_yang:YIN YANG
:raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed:HANDS OFF

AAAAA

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#386

Excuse me sir but I am still very epic

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#387

The brand name is also an easter egg - “agua sucio” is Spanish for “dirty water”.

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#388

I think that’s why it says kinda toxic.

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#389

… not the battery acid?

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#390

It’s only for flavour

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#391

Just as a heads up. AguaSucio isn’t exactly well said. Agua is considered a feminine noun so dirty water would be something like Agua SuciA. It still makes sense but just so you know.

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#392

Here’s a one for the new ballrace map: Event Horizon.
On the final level with the three blue towers rising from the centre, if you look above the tallest tower a TU symbol is looming above it.

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