Official Tower Unite Easter Egg Thread!


#328

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#329

Soon:tm:


#330

A plaza update is really needed indeed. Looking forward to the results!


#331

assorted text from lots of items
some is hard to read blame ptg for that

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#332

The splat soda was posted before, a typing error was also found in the lobby plates in this thread.


#333

nice


#334

Yeah that’s the joke probably


#335

kentucky fried whiskey isn’t a joke.

it’s a way of life.


#336

the newest condo will have a black screen when you enter it and it slowly fades in to the title “SKYRIM”


#337

“welcome back to that new condo, i’m your host, todd howard

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that weeaboo ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.

Damn you casino AFKers. Tower was fine until you came along. weeaboos were
nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that forklift and been half way to GMod Cruise Line. You there. You and me – we
should be here. It’s these Casino AFKers the Empire wants.

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, Virus ragequitter.

And what’s wrong with him?

Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Dave, the true High
King.
Dave? The King of Tower? You’re the leader of the Memey Bois. But if
they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?

I don’t know where we’re going, but a fatal error awaits.

No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.

Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?

Why do you care?

A backer’s last thoughts should be of home.

Lobby 1. I’m…I’m from Lobby 1.

General MacDGuy, sir! The headsman is waiting!

Good. Let’s get this over with.

Caboose, Johanna, Lifeless, JJosh, Will. Divines, please help me.

Look at him, General MacDGuy, the Military Governor. And it looks like
the new Arrivals are with him. Damn steam sale players. I bet they had something to do
with this.

This is Lobby 2. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if rrmm
is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I
was a boy, Developer transit systems and towers used to make me feel so safe.


#338

No, I only make skooma now.


#339

khajiit have wares if you have coin