When you spend all your bowling money on body pillows and then good and new items come while you’re broke
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the church of dave is an illegitimate and corrupt occult focused only in plaguing the minds of the population for such a petty purpose as being seen in the limelight. remove yourself from this plane of dimension immediately you wretched and horrid filth.
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this is your first and last chance to submit. join dave, or be smited
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Dave, more like Lame
great, now some of them are fucking crying.
do you feel good now, you monster?
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Uhh… Dave?
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Dave, more like Gave, the G standing for gay.
gottem
We must have Dave wick from fort Dave war royale settle this
dave accepts all races, religions, sexualities, beliefs, and / or penal deformities that he may encounter during his adventures
has this gone too far?
- yeah
- maybe
- no
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Which Dave is best?
- Dave
- Maybe not Dave
- Some WalMart knockoff, like Dan, or something like that maybe
0 voters
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ATTENTION ALL TOWER UNITE GAMERS!!
Dave is in trouble, and he needs your help! he needs to buy the new lobby one condo when it drops, but he spent all of his units on catsacks and anime figures. If he’s gonna get the epic jackpot he needs, he’s gonna need a Netflix account, some mountaindew™ and a couple snacks. To help him all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date. But be quick, so dave can get the awesome condo when it releases, and get the epic victory royal cosmic catsack!
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dave was a mistake
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I’ve been preaching that for like, literally a year.
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hmmm
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