The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation


#1828

wish granted, but the cake is made of pearl and it looks awful

i wish i can travel through time, if i havent already wished for it


#1829

Wish granted, but now you’re in hell because of your actions and now you must sͮuf͒ͮ̂ͮ͒̚f͂eȓ̓ i̾̍̉͋͛͋ň͌̍̒͂͒ Pͥͩa̓̑̎͗͂i͌̃̓ͮ͗̌̉̈̓nͬͦ̓ a̶̷ͬ̄ͥͧ̋́͟ǹ̷ͦ̓ͨͣͪ̔́̐ͩ͌́ͤ̐ͧͭ̔ͫͯd̋̏ͪ̅͑ͮͩ͂ͤ̒̃ͦ̀̀ H̤̯͚̳̘̪͔̺̺̮̱̦͓̒̔͛̆̉͗̓ͫ̽͊̉ͩ̅͠o̵̷̜̮̪̦̻̦̰̞̫̩͉͚̜͎̩̅̄͊͗͂̇̔̈́ͦ̒͊̿̂̂̓̈́̚͘͞r̨͑̒̆̍̆҉͔̲̤͎̪̱̙͎̝̺͕r̵̛̃͆ͭ͌ͥ̏̋͟͏̼̹̱̪͇͕̪̥̰͚͞ö̷̧͔͎͎͚͍̤̹͔̫̘͕̹̱͆͋̑̔̓̂͊͋́ͨ́̐̆͗͗́͘r͒ͩͪ̋̾ͦ̔͡͏̧̪̬̙̭̩̠̖̱̫̻̠

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


#1830

wish granted but they actually gave you an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

can i get a painting of dick nayers


#1831

yes but i don’t know who that is

i wish for cowbell


#1832

wish granted but you get cowbellytv sent to your door instead

i wish i could have a day, yes just ONE DAY without getting hurt


#1833

Wish granted, but the day after you’ll break your legs.

I wish getting the colored gems in Crash 1 was less annoying.


#1834

wish granted but the next day you break your legs

i wish for club penguin


#1835

No, because your wish corruption didn’t really relate with my last wish.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to fun.


#1836

wish granted but your allergic to ur mum

I wish i wans’nt so mean


#1837

wish granted but everyone breaks their legs the next nanosecond

i wish my legs didnt break


#1838

Wish granted but now your arms are torn off, your ears are cut off, your sight has been stolen, and I might take your mind to possess it. Turns out all of this was part of your Mu Training.

I wish for a Nephrite.


#1839

wish granted but i dont know what that is so you explode

i wish everyone had a giant shrek toy standing outside their house


#1840

Wish Granted but anyone who dislikes it has kiss 1,000 times whenever they complain about it(and say their prays each morning)

I wish I looked more like shreck


#1841

Wish granted but you get berated for being an ogre.

I wish for a Diamond.


#1842

wish granted but now your a minecraft person

I wish for a 5 course meal


#1843

granted, but you get 100 and eat yourself to death

i wish i made a wish in the unedited version of this post


#1844

wish granted but now you forget to grant wishes

i wish for the swish, the swiss cheese


#1845

Wish granted but its cheddar.

I wish I had the ability to know PK Love.


#1846

wish granted but you do pk thunder instead and explode yourself

i wish everything wasnt linked to fortain


#1847

Wish granted but you spelt Fortnite wrong so you find yourself subjected to a spelling lesson.

I wish to speak telepathically to Lucario.