The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

You get sorbet instead.

I wish Star Wars The Last Jedi was on DVD.

The DVD is cracked.

I wish I could pause and unpause time whenver I wanted to.

Wish granted but since time stops, once you stop time the universe is doomed as you cannot unpause time as you are frozen.

I wish for a new hat.

Wish granted, but you get a fedora.

I wish for people to not touching ma spaghet

Wish granted but you used a bad meme so you lose your Spaghetti.

I wish for a dragon that looks futuristic

Wish granted, But you somehow got the dragon from shrek

I wish for a birb

Wish granted but it’s a blue parrot instead.

I wish my pc screen was not so bright

Your PC is as black as the night sky, but darker.

I wish for a big box.

Wish granted but you are living in a cardboard box that you received from now on.

I wish I had Skinner’s POW camp stew.

Wish granted, but it spills all over your carpet because that’s a dead meme.

I wish I had all 7 current achievements in Tower Unite.

Wish granted, but they’re all tests

Please remember to wish next time because I can’t corrupt it.

I wish for minigolf achievements

Wish Granted But they’re all about hole in ones,

I wish to not forget to add a wish

Wish Granted! But they’re not well made wishes.

I wish to have my Wish Denied.

Wish granted but you caused a paradox

I wish I had a gravity cat

Wish granted, but it Does Apply gravity

i wish to take the souls of T̵̢͔͈͚͙̣̩̻̠̰̆̔̄̎͗̌̂̕͡͝h̦͉͉̼͔̫̻̄̔͗̉͜͞ͅe̻̘̭͚̮͍͍̬͎̊̑̉͐͐͗͒̕̕͡ i̴̻͔̬̖̯̤͉͍̽͛̽̾̊̈ṇ̤̰̺̜̖̮͋̒̔̾̎̔͊̂͒͜ṉ̦͕̺̮͓̜̿̏̉̂̌̂̚͝o̴̢̠̹̺̖̝̣̰̟̿̄̽̇͋̕͞͡ç̵̢̞̮̞̜͖͉̇̉̌̓͝ĕ̴̛̞͍̩̩͈̮̞̾̆̚ņ̸̮͔̟̗̼̠̗̙̮͋͆̇̐̈́̿͌t̢̧̼̺̜͇͉͊̀͌̅͐͘͞͝.̶̡̡̢̺̥̼͇̓̃̿̽͟͡.̴̨̥̥̻̰̦̱̳̳̀̃̔̿̅͊.͍̞̖̖̠̘̗̜͎̄͑͗̈́̾̍͘͝͠

Wish granted, but the innocent takes your souls every time you take their souls.

I wish I didn’t have such a bad frame rate when doing anything on my computer.

Wish granted, but the only thing you can do on your computer is play Big rigs.

I wish I didn’t get addicted to Splatoon.

Wish granted, but now you have signed a contract to lose your soul and all possible emotions of joy, and are forced to do things under someone else’s command for the rest of your days.
Also, now you hate Splatoon.

I wish I had more things to wish for.

Wish granted but all wishes are for someone else.

I wish I can get a Nintendo Switch so I can play Smash 5 or Undertale.