Karma slaps you right upside the head, and your computer can’t overclock over 1.9 GHz either.
I don’t want as much homework as I am getting now.
Wish granted but you have to do double the work at school.
I wish that Half Life 3 was announced.
wish granted, but the game is horrible
i wish i had the basic necessities of life
Wish granted! Now that floating eye in the corner has the basic necessities of life.
I wish that all spiders have wings.
Wish granted, though I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to corrupt your own wish…
I wish those recently winged spiders all spontaneously died.
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Wish Granted, but they might be endangered and you might be sued for the death of them!
I wish Team Firestorm would return in the new Robot Wars
During production they accidently stab themselves.
I wish to never be hurt again, physically and socially.
Welcome to the world of Psychological trauma, my friend!
stabs a loved one
I wish for more fish
Maybe. Probably not.
I wish for 1 fish 2 fish 3 fish, red fish blue fish and poisoned fish
The fish were imported from an oil lake. Oh and they’re filled with bombs.
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Wish granted! You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
I wish I wasn’t active on these forums sometimes.
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Wish granted! But you will probally go mad from not responding.
I wish there was a TU in real life somewhere in Florida…
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Entry fee is 15,000 dollars.
Girlfriend plz
Wish granted, but your girlfriend doesn’t want to go on a date with you forever
I wish i can make an angry german kid remix of one of my favorite songs
(oh gg i just realised i didnt put a wish. mmk)
As soon as you’re finished, it crashes and everything is lost. Sucks to be you.
I wish for another dog.
Wish granted! You’re not socially acceptable anymore.
I wish to be gooder at stuff and things like stuff
Wish granted! But you’re so good at doing stuff that you lack the will to socialise with other people.
I wish I wouldn’t look back at nostalgic times so that I will keep moving forward with my life.
You don’t remember a single thing before this very point. You didnt want to remember, right?
I wish for all the memes
Wish granted! Officers arrive at your home and find your corpse on your computer chair. The cause of death was overload of memes.
I wish Mount Everest was a sundae.
Mount Everest collapsed before you could wish that…
I wish I had millions of units.