The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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547

Wish granted! The sun disappears and all human life on Earth ceases to exist due to the various consequences of the event.

I wish I had the power to cure every illness

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548

You can cure every illness, but only for other people, and every time you cure someones illness, you get the illness instead.

I wish my new graphics card would just arrive already

549

You mean the broken one thats covered in cheese and makes twelve year olds follow you around and call you fag? Alright mateā€¦
I wish that I had the power to just, be anywhere I think of.

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550

Wish granted. The only things you think of now are the insides of various medieval torture devices.

I wish my room had way better airflow.

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551

Wish granted, but you now live right next door to a nuclear power plant

I wish I could English better

552

Yu is engrish gud nao

I wish I got less bees.

553

Wish granted, itā€™s hip to f*** bees.
I wish Pixeltailgames becomes an EA studio.

554

Wish granted, they get ruined, just like everything else EA touches.
I wish i was good at drawing

555

Good at drawing bad? Alrighty then.
I wish that I could have L O D S OF E M O N E

556

Here you go, LoDs of EMONE.

I wish my monitor didnā€™t have a weird shadow gradient near the top.

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557

Grats, itā€™s now everywhere, but the top.
I wish people werenā€™t afraid of the objective in overwatch

558

Wish granted: people arenā€™t scared of the objective anymore but they can only play as Hanzo to be on it

I wish my holiday could last just a bit longer

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559

Granted, it lasts a nanosecond longer.

I wish to be able to not have nausea anymore.

560

Wish granted! you now throw up instead of having nausea.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

561

Wish granted! You are now limited to three more posts on this thread. Any more than that and you will be banned for using hacks to obtain more wishes.

I wish I could be unbanned from the random servers Iā€™ve joined in which the players inside have vote banned me from for no reason other than ā€˜we want to play on this server aloneā€™.

562

So you can be banned right back? Sure buddy-o!

I wish that genies granted more wishes.

563

Granted, but they only grant more wishes for others.

I wish I had a fridge.

564

Granted! Its a hot fridge.

I wish i had a good sense of humor.

565

Wish Granted! But you laugh uncontrollably for an hour every time you hear something funny.

I wish for a wish that canā€™t be corrupted.

566

Wish granted! Unfortunately for you, the wish you used to get your incorruptible wish is corruptible, so instead of getting an incorruptible wish, you instead get another corruptible wish.

I wish 2 + 2 equaled 4.