Wish Granted! You got the censored German versions. At least the bandwidth is pretty good.
I wish I could throw a massive party to celebrate my intestinal disease not being terminal.
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Congratulations, small worms work at terminals in your intestines.
I want to say MURIKA for independence day.
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K. No harm done.
Iâd love to go to Huston some day.
Wish Granted! Welcome to Huston Township, Pennsylvania, where the motto is âWeâre not Texas, but weâre close enough!â
I wish that teleportation was a real thing.
Donât look behind you.
I wish for pieces of bubblegum in a dish
wish granted! but the dish is full of flesh eating worms shaped like bubblegum, tricking you into eating them.
I wish I would stop bringing back dead threads >.>
Wish granted. Because you canât post ever again.
I wish that I would stop feeling like an outcast.
Wish granted! But you will be a perfectly average person forever and you will feel bad for never being able to stand out of the group and become famous/rich! Instead you will be stuck in the âaverage crowdâ and live a life of boredom and emptiness.
I wish I looked as good in pictures than I do in real life
Congrats but now you have to wear tank tops everyday.
I wish I would do something useful during my summer holidays.
WISH GRANTED! But what you did was kill yourself so you could save an ant which made an entire nest which stopped your dad from getting a paper-cut.
I wish that I wished I wished for a wishing wish so that wishes are wished when wished upon a wish.
⌠What?
Wish granted! In order for this to come true, youâve been reincarnated two times into a brand new person, however you have no memory of the existence of the TU community and you will have to take your horsecrap nonsense elsewhere forever.
I wish I wouldnât feel so awkward when talking to my friends
Wish granted. You now have no friend!
I wish for a banana
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Wish granted! But itâs moldy and covered in slime.
I wish that I had a better computer.
Granted! But it has no internet connectivity. I wish I could get any game I could ever want for free.
Granted! But there is an un-killable pink scorpion that follows you around.
I wish for unlimited units
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Wish granted! Have fun playing Snake because now you are VAC banned
I wish the devs would release the Casino right now (it wouldnât have any bugs and issues if theyâd do that for real)
Wish granted! Youâre granted access to the Casino until the day it was supposed to be released - past this point, you will never be able to enter the Casino ever again!
I wish I could play Ball Race in real life
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Wish granted! But you fall off the course and are forever doomed to bouncing 300 metres in the sky around the world. Dont even get me started on the oceans manâŚ
I wish that I could make any of my drawings come to life.
