Story Time!

The GRAND DAD sitting right next to him said, “I ONLY MAKE HIGH QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIPS.”

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Then suddenly @Toycyborg walked through the door door to happily announce that they had returned after their long slumber.

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And everyone started a party :balloon::tada::confetti_ball::revolving_hearts::sparkles:, not just because summer sale starts in a few days.
But all of a sudden Stanley was really sad because he realised that next week @Zennoe would be hiking in the alps without an internet connection.

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The party was a perfect opportunity for Stanley to escape the cell!

However he was stopped in his tracks by bootleg Hulk Hogan.

The chipmunks blasted in with truncheons, yelling “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE???”

Bootleg Hulk Hogan proceeded to deliver those chipmunks the Smack-down!

His arm broke as soon as he raised it up, as he was a bad chinese bootleg.

But he still had his other arm and his legs, so he tried again.

Both of Bootleg Hulk Hogan’s legs broke, resulting of him falling and crushing the chipmunks.

Stanley runs away and makes the stupid decision of resting under a tree of squirrels.

The squirrels threatened Stanley to give them the treasure map, as they believe the treasure will allow them to take over the world.

But Stanley, being a quick thinker, denied their threats, and ran away.

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“QUICK, STANLEY, HOP ON THE BACKSEAT!!!” screamed Jerry as he was riding on a Harley Davidson.

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The Harley blew up into kittens

And at that very moment, a cat threw up in Stanley’s mouth, giving him back his regular voice because it was disgusting to taste.

This is a story about a man named stanley.

“GOD DAMNIT, Jerry! It’s not the time to start reading my book!” yelled Stanley at Jerry, as the squirrels were coming closer and faster.

Before Jerry could Speak, a squirrel named Tom slapped him and he fell off his seat.

The squirrels ran into Stanley’s mouth and he died from squirrel fur :chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk::chipmunk: