“You forgot to turn the fridge off”
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"Why is the sea so salty?
Because of all people not winning casino jackpots"
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"Welcome. Welcome to City 17.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It’s safer here."
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Let’s make that one more TU like.
"Welcome. Welcome to Tower Unite.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining island centers. I thought so much of Tower Unite that I elected to establish my Tower here, in the Plaza so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tower Unite my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tower Unite. It’s safer here."
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“These bottles are meant for messages, not fishes”
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"What do you call a cat that’s swimming in the ocean
A catfish"
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"It’s a scratch and sniff card!
It smells like paper."
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"To whomever that stole my skull,
please stop using it as a bobber.
-A headless skeleton"
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"i stuck this paper in a fire because i wanted to see if it would burn
It did not"
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“This paper is made of 100% non-recycleable paper”
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“I wish I wish I was a fish”
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Why are you fishing for bottles? Shouldn’t you be trying to get fish? What the heck are you gonna do with this bottle, smart guy? Eat it or something? That doesn’t sound very smart to me.
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“Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they come with their own scales.”
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“The number 3 is very important in your life somehow,”
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Upon opening the bottle, you gaze your eyes upon the letter inside. The instant that you begin reading the letter, you hear a whisper in your ear that repeats what you are reading.
To whomever may be reading this letter;
I am the spirit Dgark’nyejk, the friendly ghostie that grants you one wish. What’s that? You wish for the most expensive item in the game? Sorry, but I can’t do that. I may be a ghost, but I don’t wanna get VAC banned or something, 'cause that’d suck. How about this: I follow you around, silently, for the rest of eternity, and do nothing? So it’s a deal then? Alright! Sounds good to me.
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“Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes. And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.”
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“Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky—one sky, one destiny.”
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“Within the bottle is a rolled up piece of paper which bears the symbol comparable to Mickey Mouse. Your next adventure has begun.”
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They say people can change, but is that really true? If they decide they want to fly, will they grow wings? I don’t think so. You don’t change yourself. You change How you do things. You have to make your own way. You have to create a way to fly,even while staying the same.
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At this point in time and history,
I watched my friends die,
But I’m very close to solving this mystery,
Why am I still alive?
This… wretched shipwreck has swallowed up my friends in a whirlpool, and half of my ship. I am now surviving on a piece of soaked wood, with some tins of food that will expire in about a few days.
Legends say, there was an ancient shipwreck in (message smudged out), and apparently there was a book who seemed to know the answer to everything in the universe. We knew we had to get it, fill our minds with out-of-the-world knowledge mastery.
Right now, I am only filled with regret, grief and nothing in my stomach. We have underestimated the ocean. God Almighty, please save me. (rest of the message smudged out)
17/9/1857
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