Can I have the ability not to do this? I don’t like it very much.
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You have a gold fucking ball following you around.
It can smile at you.
Isn’t that like the best thing ever though?!!
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GOOOOOOOLDFINGEEEEEEEEER!!
*trumpets or whatever *
HE’S THE MAN, THE MAN WITH THE MIIIIIIIIDAS TOUCH!
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…your melon friend seems happy to become gold, at least. 
Yep, the watch is getting annoying enough that I don’t really want to wear it if I have to deal with the accidental gold thing.