Banned for having no more reasons
Banned for having headphones
Banned for loving dogs. Who likes canines, anyway? However, you’re unbanned for showing a profile picture of Ammy.
Banned for upsetting the doggos.
Banned for having googly eyes
Banned for views against googly eyes!!!
Banned for being little
banned for being observant about my name
Banned for having the same name in your username as the apprentice to a puzzle-solving archaeologist.
banned for existing
Banned for not commenting on my clever reference but instead cursing my existence.
Banned for curses
Banned for having the goodest of the good boys as your profile picture
Banned for having an alliterative name.
Banned for having numbers in your name.
Banned for not having numbers in your name
Banned for having a profile picture of the letter V, without first thinking of the terrible repercussions.
Banned for not watching the World Cup
banned because you can just buy a pack of cups
Banned for being a bird with no visible legs that radiates blue light… but how is that even possible?