banned for being observant about my name
Banned for having the same name in your username as the apprentice to a puzzle-solving archaeologist.
banned for existing
Banned for not commenting on my clever reference but instead cursing my existence.
Banned for curses
Banned for having the goodest of the good boys as your profile picture
Banned for having an alliterative name.
Banned for having numbers in your name.
Banned for not having numbers in your name
Banned for having a profile picture of the letter V, without first thinking of the terrible repercussions.
Banned for not watching the World Cup
banned because you can just buy a pack of cups
Banned for being a bird with no visible legs that radiates blue light… but how is that even possible?
banned for being a furry yiff in hell
Banned for having no capitials in your name
banned for lowercase disgrace
banned for having rhymes that are too good
Banned for not realising that England are through to the Semi Finals.
Banned because people from England taunted an Ikea store because they beat Sweden.
Furniture
Banned because you assume i would care about sports and stuff (I HATE FOOTBALL I ANGRY ARRGGGGG) im a nerd i dont need sports