Step 54: Revive this topic
Step 55: Get berated because you bumped a thread.
Step 56. Trade for a Unique Trail-Blazer while you read a strange post about berating a user who bumped a thread.
Step 57: Use your Trail Blazer after someone withdraws a post with the wrong step.
Step 58: Get berated because you bumped a thread.
Step 59: Repeat an Earlier Step.
Step 60: Break the space-time continuum.
Step 61: Make posts again.
Step 62: Berate yourself because you bumped a post.
Step 63: Point out the "1 MONTH LATER" text with an edgy meme and roll in the upvotes.
Step 64: Get rid of the memes.
Step 65: Repeat steps 1 - 64.
Step 66, don't forget this step.
Step 67. Discard all previous steps
Step 68: But also discard the previous step
Step 69. Yeah, and that one too
Step 70: Complete half of the previous 69 steps again. Steps performed and step order are arbitrary so long as they meet the condition that the sum of all performed step numbers must add to a whole, even number.
Step 71: Also realise that there was another sigh of relief that there was no 69 joke.
Step 72. Be a good boy
Step 73. Don't be a good boy.