A how to tutorial powered by you guys.
Rules are simple: Make a step in the tutorial up to one sentence, and uh the steps don’t always have to make sense.
I’ll start: Hey guys, Today we are going to make a Clorox jelly bottle!
A how to tutorial powered by you guys.
Rules are simple: Make a step in the tutorial up to one sentence, and uh the steps don’t always have to make sense.
I’ll start: Hey guys, Today we are going to make a Clorox jelly bottle!
Step 1: grab your bottle of mtn dew
What in blazes?
Step 2: shake it until you get dizzy
Step 3: microwave the drink for 3 minutes
Step 3.1: Make sure the microwaved object does not end up looking like a gel banana, otherwise make sure you’re not a fictional anime character.
Step 4. Grab a cup
Step 5: Throw the mug at the nearest person, making sure it knocks them out.
where did a mug come in? I said cup
Step 6: collect a few drops of the person’s armpit sweat and pour it in the microwaved drink.
Note: if the person does not sweat, repeat Step 5 until success.
Step 7: Then proceed to get a lighter.
Step 8: Put the lighter fluid in its own pot on the stove
Step 9. Re-evaluate your life while its cooking
Step 10: drink boiling lighter fluid
Step 11: Somehow light it and let your insides burn.
Step 12: Start twitter beef saying that someone tried killing you
oh.
step 13: cut mountain dew bottle horizontaly
Step 14: Violently swallow the Mtn. Dew in attempt to blowing up your insides.
Step 15: Acquire bag of Doritos. By any means necessary.