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Rules are simple: Make a step in the tutorial up to one sentence, and uh the steps don’t always have to make sense.

I’ll start: Hey guys, Today we are going to make a Clorox jelly bottle!

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Step 1: grab your bottle of mtn dew

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What in blazes?

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Step 2: shake it until you get dizzy

Step 3: microwave the drink for 3 minutes

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Step 3.1: Make sure the microwaved object does not end up looking like a gel banana, otherwise make sure you’re not a fictional anime character.

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Step 4. Grab a cup

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Step 5: Throw the mug at the nearest person, making sure it knocks them out.

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where did a mug come in? I said cup

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Step 6: collect a few drops of the person’s armpit sweat and pour it in the microwaved drink.
Note: if the person does not sweat, repeat Step 5 until success.

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Step 7: Then proceed to get a lighter.

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Step 8: Put the lighter fluid in its own pot on the stove

Step 9. Re-evaluate your life while its cooking

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Step 10: drink boiling lighter fluid

Step 11: Somehow light it and let your insides burn.

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Step 12: Start twitter beef saying that someone tried killing you

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oh.

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step 13: cut mountain dew bottle horizontaly

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Step 14: Violently swallow the Mtn. Dew in attempt to blowing up your insides.

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Step 15: Acquire bag of Doritos. By any means necessary.

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