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Step 34: Sell the boat from step 33. You must not have bought the boat, and it must legally be yours. If any of those conditions are not met, return to step 15.

Step 35: Acquire a gun.

Step 36: Shoot it at someone you hate.

Step 37: Retrieve the gun you just shot and explain to the hated person that if the instructions were clear, they’d be hurt now but since you didn’t shoot bullets but a gun, they only have a fleshwound now.

Step 38: reduce him to the Black Knight from Monty Python.

Step 39: Realise that Monty isn’t a Python.

Step 40, ask for some Spam food but endure singing Vikings when asking for it.

Step 41, realize its been exactly 3 days since the last post and you may be in the second coming as told in the bible.

Step 42: Realise that we found the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Step 43. Realize your favorite number is 42.

Step 44: Worship Lewis Hamilton.

Step 45: Kill Lewis Hamilton

Step 46, find yourself in jail.
Step 46.5: Revive Hamilton.

Step 47.2: Somehow find a Portal gun

Step 48: Use the portal gun to your advantage.

Step 49. Try to make the make the steps more in tune (Example: At the beginning the steps actually had something to do with each other and they continued from the other step. Now when someone says a step they say something completely random that has nothing to do with the previous step…)

Step 50. Stop trying to make the steps more in tune.
DO make the steps more in tune

Step 51.976543. Go to a food

step 52: Drink a Drink, But don’t Food a Food.

Step 53… paces into the sea