The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

DENMarkus · February 22, 2018, 7:06am

wish granted, but it failed.

i wish for a lollipop

Darwfer · February 22, 2018, 4:17pm

Wish granted, but the lollipop is watermelon flavor.

I wish for better hands

Agent2583 · February 22, 2018, 6:58pm

Wish granted but they can’t hold anything

I wish for a Meatball Sub

DENMarkus · February 22, 2018, 7:03pm

Wish granted, but you got spaghet

I wish for an xbox

Agent2583 · February 22, 2018, 7:14pm

Wish granted but it’s preloaded with Doritos Crash Course.

I wish for a new Parappa the Rapper game for the PS4

DENMarkus · February 22, 2018, 7:22pm

Wish granted, but it’s a copy of the old one

i wish for a flight to england

Spydermann · February 25, 2018, 4:07am

Wish granted, but the plane crashes and you magically re-spawn where you were before the flight.

I wish for a 10 golden Cat Sacks and one cosmic Cat Sack.

Terry_Maccain · February 25, 2018, 7:16am

Wish granted, but each catsack only drops monitors.

I wish for a loving and supportive family.

DENMarkus · February 25, 2018, 7:25am

Wish granted, but they put you in the basement
i wish for fortnite season 4

kakkiphu · February 25, 2018, 11:08am

Wish granted but the battle pass costs 60,000 V-Bucks

I wish for tower unite updates

Agent2583 · February 25, 2018, 11:12am

Wish granted but the updates are just bug fixes.

I wish Cartoon Network didn’t air Teen Titans Go too often.

Spydermann · February 25, 2018, 4:15pm

Wish granted, but now they air yet another reboot too often named Teen Titans GO GO!

I wish for a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Krabby Patty.

DENMarkus · February 25, 2018, 4:30pm

wish granted but you got a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger instead

i wish for not being called the bad suggester on the forums always

Spydermann · February 25, 2018, 6:01pm

Wish granted, but you can only suggest I get a hot dog.

I wish for a hot dog. (Wow, aren’t I a fat boy!)

DENMarkus · February 25, 2018, 6:16pm

wish granted, but it has pickles in it

i wish to have gud grammarh

ToxicBoo · February 25, 2018, 8:04pm

Wish granted, but you can no longer speak properly in real life.

I wish I had hopes and dreams, good ones, specifically.

CalculatorSpoon · February 25, 2018, 8:50pm

Wish granted! Every one of your hopes and dreams are to get video games that cost way too much money and can’t actually run on your computer.

I want two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Agent2583 · February 25, 2018, 9:31pm

Wish granted but you’ll have to pay 2000 units for that.

I wish there was a game that isn’t Fire Emblem where you turn into a dragon with a different element.

Terry_Maccain · February 26, 2018, 5:12am

Wish granted! But the game is only available to astronauts who have been to mars

I wish for a whiteboard.

kakkiphu · February 26, 2018, 7:50am

Wish granted but it’s constantly screaming that you are racist.

I wish for a blackboard.