The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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1368

Wish granted, but it is as hard as a rock and it attempts to run from you.

I wish I had a, actually no, what do i wish for?

1369

Wish granted because you unfortunately failed to wish so there is no point corrupting.

I wish I can make the “Ultimate Delicacy :star: :star:” from Miitopia for dinner.

1370

Wish granted, but you can’t eat it (fixed it boi)

I Wish to die

1371

You’re meant to corrupt it.

Wish granted but unfortunately you are reincarnated as a hobgoblin mage.

I wish I was the Great Sage.

1372

Wish granted! But, I don’t know what the Great Sage is, so you’re just a regular sage.

I wish to play games on a cardboard piano.

1373

Wish granted but you played Nintendo Labo instead.

I wish to force people who used to play Forum games to return.

1374

Wish granted, but they hate you.

I wish Agent would stop making Miitopia references.

1375

Wish granted, I now make childrens TV references instead.

I wish I can pay tribute to Simon Shelton Barnes

1376

You can, but Simon doesn’t like your tribute.

I wish I can get a single wish that isn’t corrupted.

1377

Wish granted, but the non-corrupted wish is for something almost pointless (like getting a ham sandwich or something).

I wish I had a ham sandwich or something.

1378

Wish granted, but the bread is stale and the ham is actually imitation ham.

I wish for a dollar. There goes my wish that isn’t corrupted.

1379

The dollar blows away from you

I wish I had some Steamed Hams

1380

Wish granted! However, you get steamed hamburgers instead.

I wish I could see a friendly ghost.

1381

Casper is busy.

I wish I could quote the entire Skinner and Superintendent scene here

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1382

No, get out of here with your stale memes.

I wish The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth would stop crashing on startup.

Seriously, I’ve only got 5 achievements left to unlock, but the game won’t work anymore for some reason, help.

1383

Wish granted but you now have to run as administrator to play the game.

I wish I can meet Tito Dickman

1384

Wish granted, but he attempts to kidnap you. (Get out of here with that stale meme.)

I wish for that dollar I lost to come back.

1385

“Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions.”
“Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome, I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”
“Ah”
GASP*
“Holy gods! My roast is ruined!”
“But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?”
Chuckles* “Delightfully devilish Seymour!”
Opens window and tries to escape*
Chalmers comes in the kitchen*
Tries to talk but is interrupted by Seymour trying to escape*
Jazz music plays*
“Skinner, with his crazy explanations, Superintendents gonna need his medication!”
“When he hears Skinner’s lazy exaggerations there will be trouble in town tonight!”
Jazz ends*
“Seymour!”
“Ah, Superintendent I was just, stretching my calves on the windowsill! I should get some exercise! Care to join me?”
“Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?”
“Uh, ooh! That isn’t smoke, that’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having.”
Moan expressing appetite*
“Steamed clams!”
Chalmers leaves*
Seymour wipes his forehead, then escapes from window, rushing to Crusty Burger*
“Superintendent I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers!”
“I thought you said we’re having steamed clams.”
“Oh! No! I said steamed hams! That’s what I call hamburgers.”
“You call hamburgers steamed hams?”
“Yes! It’s a regional dialing.”
“Uh huh, and from what region?”
“Uh, State New York?”
“Really? Well i’m from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.”
“Oh, not in Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression.”
“Ah I see.”
Both eat hamburgers*
“You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Crusty Burger.”
Chuckles
“No! That is Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe!”
“For steamed hams?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they’re obviously grilled?”
Confused stuttering*
You know-
Stuttering continues*
One thing I should-
More stuttering*
“Excuse me for one second.”
“Of course.”
Continues to eat
Yawn
“Well, that was wonderful! Good time was heading by tall, i’m pooped!”
“Yes I should be- Good lord what is happening in there?”
“Aurora Borealis”
Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
“Yes.”
“May I see it?”
“No.”
Both go outside*
“Seymour, the house is on fire!”
"No mother, it’s just the northern lights.
“Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.”
“Help! Help!”
Chalmers looks back*
Seymour gives a thumbs up, meaning everything is fine.*
By the way, I made the dialogue copying what they said in the 2 minute 41 second video.

1386

Wish granted but considering you posted twice, I decided to let the wind give it back to you and take it away again

I wish for a Birb Plush

1387

Wish granted, but its a actual stuffed bird.
I wish for TU to not have a hissy fit and refuse to work in the casino.