"Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions."
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"
"Holy gods! My roast is ruined!"
"But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?"
*Chuckles** "Delightfully devilish Seymour!"
*Opens window and tries to escape**
*Chalmers comes in the kitchen**
*Tries to talk but is interrupted by Seymour trying to escape**
*Jazz music plays**
"Skinner, with his crazy explanations, Superintendents gonna need his medication!"
"When he hears Skinner's lazy exaggerations there will be trouble in town tonight!"
"Ah, Superintendent I was just, stretching my calves on the windowsill! I should get some exercise! Care to join me?"
"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?"
"Uh, ooh! That isn't smoke, that's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having."
*Moan expressing appetite**
*Seymour wipes his forehead, then escapes from window, rushing to Crusty Burger**
"Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!"
"I thought you said we're having steamed clams."
"Oh! No! I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers."
"You call hamburgers steamed hams?"
"Yes! It's a regional dialing."
"Uh huh, and from what region?"
"Uh, State New York?"
"Really? Well i'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams."
"Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression."
"Ah I see."
*Both eat hamburgers**
"You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Crusty Burger."
"No! That is Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe!"
"For steamed hams?"
"Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled?"
One thing I should-
"Excuse me for one second."
*Continues to eat
"Well, that was wonderful! Good time was heading by tall, i'm pooped!"
"Yes I should be- Good lord what is happening in there?"
Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
"May I see it?"
*Both go outside**
"Seymour, the house is on fire!"
"No mother, it's just the northern lights.
"Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham."
*Chalmers looks back**
*Seymour gives a thumbs up, meaning everything is fine.**
By the way, I made the dialogue copying what they said in the 2 minute 41 second video.