The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted but you have to endure scraping for hours

I wish buses weren’t late

Wish granted, they are so early they come a day and 10 minutes early so you miss the bus.

Wish granted, but you didn’t wish, so i guess it didn’t work

i wish to be an acceptable person

Wish granted but you forget to wish and you’re super tall

I wish this box would stop breaking the other box

Wish granted, but now 100 rats fall out of the sky to break the boxes.

I wish I had 1,000,000 units to spend on silver catsacks meant to be opened. With good rewards.

Wish granted, but you’ll never be able to get a cosmic catsack.

I wish for $1,000,000 dollars (insert dramatic music here.)

Wish granted, but it is half, and that half gets half too. then that other half gets 3 other half, and then the remaining gets subtracted by 900,000.

I wish I was really good at art.

Wish granted, but your art is so good that everyone else can’t even perceive it.

I wish I worked for the men in black.

Wish granted, but they will take the job away from you 1 hour into the job.

I WISH FOR A PONYYYYYYYYYYY

Wish granted, but it’s a grown-up, so it’s not a pony.
I wish for update 0.4.1.0

Wish granted, but all the current features of the update get pushed back to update 0.4.1.1 So really, you get an update with literally no content.

I wish for an interesting book to read that’s written in english.

Wish granted but you have to read it in ye olde English

I wish I can endure the snow conditions.

Wish granted, but you can no longer handle hot weather.

I wish I was heat resistant.

Wish granted but you can no longer handle cold weather

I wish the Jojo VS Kenshiro battle was released early.

WIsh granted, but I don’t know much about Jojo, so it turns out completely terrible.

I wish for a quarter.

You get a penny instead.

I wish Storm Emma was renamed to Storm Elsa. Don’t get the reference?

wish granted, but it’s now storm anna.

I wish for a futuristic condo in Tower Unite

Wish granted, but its before the Big Bang occurred. (The one that created the Earth, not the TV show.)

I wish for a UNICOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Wish granted but it is an alicorn now.

I wish I can build a snowman.

wish granted, but you can only built snowwomen