Wish granted but you have to endure scraping for hours
I wish buses weren't late
Wish granted, they are so early they come a day and 10 minutes early so you miss the bus.
Wish granted, but you didn't wish, so i guess it didn't work
i wish to be an acceptable person
Wish granted but you forget to wish and you're super tall
I wish this box would stop breaking the other box
Wish granted, but now 100 rats fall out of the sky to break the boxes.
I wish I had 1,000,000 units to spend on silver catsacks meant to be opened. With good rewards.
Wish granted, but you'll never be able to get a cosmic catsack.
I wish for $1,000,000 dollars (insert dramatic music here.)
Wish granted, but it is half, and that half gets half too. then that other half gets 3 other half, and then the remaining gets subtracted by 900,000.
I wish I was really good at art.
Wish granted, but your art is so good that everyone else can't even perceive it.
I wish I worked for the men in black.
Wish granted, but they will take the job away from you 1 hour into the job.
I WISH FOR A PONYYYYYYYYYYY
Wish granted, but it's a grown-up, so it's not a pony.I wish for update 0.4.1.0
Wish granted, but all the current features of the update get pushed back to update 0.4.1.1 So really, you get an update with literally no content.
I wish for an interesting book to read that's written in english.
Wish granted but you have to read it in ye olde English
I wish I can endure the snow conditions.
Wish granted, but you can no longer handle hot weather.
I wish I was heat resistant.
Wish granted but you can no longer handle cold weather
I wish the Jojo VS Kenshiro battle was released early.
WIsh granted, but I don't know much about Jojo, so it turns out completely terrible.
I wish for a quarter.
You get a penny instead.
I wish Storm Emma was renamed to Storm Elsa. Don't get the reference?
wish granted, but it's now storm anna.
I wish for a futuristic condo in Tower Unite
Wish granted, but its before the Big Bang occurred. (The one that created the Earth, not the TV show.)
I wish for a UNICOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Wish granted but it is an alicorn now.
I wish I can build a snowman.
wish granted, but you can only built snowwomen