Wish granted but no one plays it anymore.
I wish my friends got on more often.
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Wish granted! Theyâre all on you. As in, literally sitting or standing on you all the time and itâs really heavy and painful
I wish for an infinite supply of Nutella jam
Wish granted but you found out youâre allergic to nuts.
I wish for a reboot of Lego Racers.
Wish granted, now you have some lego car sets called âLego Racersâ, which you need to control manually
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Wish granted, but the world around you collapses due to a stack overflow.
I wish for a fish.
Wish Granted, you get a fish but youâre part fish like a Mermaid. 
I wish I was in LA.
Granted, but I slap you over there with my mermaid tail and you die from terminal velocity.
I wish you were alive again.
Wish Granted, but I am a skeleton.
I wish you didnât have a mermaid tail.
wish granted, but itâs transfered to you
I wish for Un-corrupted bacon
you better give me my bacon 
Wish granted but it is raw and double corrupted.
I wish to be a supreme being
Wish granted, but you will die in order to save hotdog of homosexual man
I wish i was able to eat poo
Wish granted! It tastes bad.
What did you expect?
I wish for a ____ because everybody loves a ____.
_______________________________________________________________________.
I wish for some better music to listen to.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, itâs a bunch of Touhou arranges so you get called a weeb.
I wish that SkeleelekS would GiiG GuuG
Wish⌠granted?
I wish for the succ (no dudes or traps tho)
Wish granted, but you kinda jinxed it there 
I wish that I could sing without sounding like a dying person
Wish granted, you sing great, but die when you do so.
I wish that my showerâs hot water lasted longer
Wish granted! No matter how hard you try, you cannot dry off. That hot water lasts a long time.
I wish more people saw the masterpiece that is The Iron Giant.
Granted, but now itâs been turned into a crappy meme.
I wish that steam servers were more stable.
(Friend of mine spent 3 days with no steam inventory)
Wish Granted! They are even more worse!
I wish for a lamborghini (ive run out of ideas here)