Wish granted, but it’s missing the engine, the battery, the gas peddle, and the tires.
I wish I had a super computer that never needs to be upgraded.
Wish granted, but it’s missing the engine, the battery, the gas peddle, and the tires.
I wish I had a super computer that never needs to be upgraded.
Wish granted, however, it just became heavily outdated and you can’t upgrade it
I wish I wasn’t so active on the forums
You abandon this forum, but soon everyone finds out that you were assasinated by someone on the forums. So wish granted?
I wish for some better wikias to participate in,.
Wish Granted! The MLP Porn Wiki, the Yiff Wiki, and the Loli Wiki have just opened up!
I wish for a magic conch shell.
Wish Granted! It only plays Nickel Back Albums.
I wish that everything in the world was referenced to Pi.
Wish granted. But every Pi reference leads you to dividing 0 by Pi.
I wish I went on a Japanese Bullet Train
Wish granted! But it crashes and you die a horrible death
I wish I was better at mini golf
Wish granted, but you develop alchohol addiction and are always drunk.
I wish for a better rank on Splatoon
Wish granted, but everyone moves to Splatoon 2 and you have to start over again.
I wish I had my wood floor back.
Wish granted, but your canvases start vanishing mysteriously.
I wish it was March 3rd already.
Wish granted, but it only lasts for 1 second, BAM it’s now March 4th!
I wish for PewDiePie’s Play Buttons
Wish granted, but you are now cursed to play crappy horror games for the rest of your life.
I wish I could see where technology is 100 years from now.
(Also, you missed the reference related to March 3rd, something comes out that day that I want, so I wouldn’t mind if it was March 4th.)
Everyone is anti-social and all technology is anime-related. Welcome to the future.
I wish for some cool.
Have some ice cubes
I wish for a steady and average source of money income
Wish granted but you have to work 24 hours a day.
I wish for unlimited supply of muffins.
Wish Granted! They’re all expired!!!
I wish for a Thneed
Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G
I wish for good memes in 2017
Wish granted, but you lose your internet forever.
I wish for 2017 to be a better year then 2016.
granted, but you sleep through 2017 and find out that 2018 is the end of the world
I wish for cooked, not burnt, uncorrupted bacon that only I can eat.
k 4th try for bacon
Wish Granted but your new moon got the bacon before you did.
I wish for some Presents for my cousin Chris. As it is his birthday today.