The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted, but it’s missing the engine, the battery, the gas peddle, and the tires.

I wish I had a super computer that never needs to be upgraded.

Wish granted, however, it just became heavily outdated and you can’t upgrade it

I wish I wasn’t so active on the forums

You abandon this forum, but soon everyone finds out that you were assasinated by someone on the forums. So wish granted?
I wish for some better wikias to participate in,.

Wish Granted! The MLP Porn Wiki, the Yiff Wiki, and the Loli Wiki have just opened up!

I wish for a magic conch shell.

Wish Granted! It only plays Nickel Back Albums.

I wish that everything in the world was referenced to Pi.

Wish granted. But every Pi reference leads you to dividing 0 by Pi.

I wish I went on a Japanese Bullet Train

Wish granted! But it crashes and you die a horrible death

I wish I was better at mini golf

Wish granted, but you develop alchohol addiction and are always drunk.
I wish for a better rank on Splatoon

Wish granted, but everyone moves to Splatoon 2 and you have to start over again.

I wish I had my wood floor back.

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Wish granted, but your canvases start vanishing mysteriously.

I wish it was March 3rd already.

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Wish granted, but it only lasts for 1 second, BAM it’s now March 4th!

I wish for PewDiePie’s Play Buttons

Wish granted, but you are now cursed to play crappy horror games for the rest of your life.

I wish I could see where technology is 100 years from now.

(Also, you missed the reference related to March 3rd, something comes out that day that I want, so I wouldn’t mind if it was March 4th.)

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Everyone is anti-social and all technology is anime-related. Welcome to the future.
I wish for some cool.

Have some ice cubes

I wish for a steady and average source of money income

Wish granted but you have to work 24 hours a day.

I wish for unlimited supply of muffins.

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Wish Granted! They’re all expired!!!

I wish for a Thneed

Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G
I wish for good memes in 2017

Wish granted, but you lose your internet forever.

I wish for 2017 to be a better year then 2016.

granted, but you sleep through 2017 and find out that 2018 is the end of the world

I wish for cooked, not burnt, uncorrupted bacon that only I can eat.

k 4th try for bacon :new_moon_with_face:

Wish Granted but your new moon got the bacon before you did.

I wish for some Presents for my cousin Chris. As it is his birthday today.