The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted, but that means the concentration of the tumblrinas increases on other websites.
I wish I could have a royco cup a soup.

You got a pous a puc ocyor instead.
I wish for no one to be edgy.

You do realise I meant “Steven Universe” Gems OK?

Wish granted but your definition of Edgy made a lot of edges on the character

I wish for a day off from school tomorrow Not really I like School

Wish granted, but you get off because Cthulhu devoured the world.
I wish for a wish to wish my wish about a wish for a wish.

no.

Your wish for a wish to wish your wish about a wish for a wish will give you things you didn’t want.

I wish I could understand Agent’s references.

Wish Granted but my references are all gibberish

I wish for a Blood Brothers CD on the musical

Granted, the CD contains a musical that contains the CD that contains the musical that contains the CD…

I wish for Sirius Sigma to be an easier boss fight in Megaman Starforce 3.

Granted, but Air Man becomes even harder.
I wish for a rof hsiw I

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn puɐ spɹɐʍʞɔɐq plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs noʎ uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ ʇnq ʎɐʞO
I wish for a box that whenever I opened it gave me what I want.

Wish granted, but everything you get from the box comes with some stipulation which ultimately corrupts the purpose of the item you wish to receive.

I wish the school system would stop teaching primarily trivia and focus on teaching more relevant and applicable skills.

Wish granted, however the kids become even more dumb and then humanity becomes extinct. (due to their idiocy)

I wish for America to be rid of SJW garbage.

Wish granted, but one of them was your mother and you cease to exist.
I wish people would stop wishing.

Wish granted, but the cycle continues with other terms.

I hope that we can go back to using the term “wish.”

Wish granted, but you have to work for it to make it happen.

I wish that Sjorec and Almo will both nail Palace Skip on their first tries during their relay race of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door at AGDQ 2017 on Thursday January 12th. It’s going to be a long race, otherwise.

Wish Granted! But the game gets corrupted 10 seconds after they do it and thus cannot continue.
I wish for a Spas-12

You get a Spas-13 instead.

I wish for a 100 dollar bill.

The Bill is a fake:

I wish more people played Forum Games like Hunger Games.

Wish granted! But to do that, they need to visit either one of these superb vacation dimensions in order to obtain the inspiration to submit a contestant:

This could possibly be the reason why everyone hasn’t been playing it recently.


I wish it wouldn’t be so cold outside where I live.

Wish granted! But now its really hot outside

I wish i didn’t suck so much at Infinite Warfare