The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

I don’t know what that is, but PatrykPL24 is a nice guy!

I wish for lods of emone!

Wish granted, but you get sick of it almost instantly.

I wish I was a good artist.

Wish granted, but then you will die in plane crash

i wish for wishing well that gives me blue-pink pie flavored ice cream, that goes to my mounth, but before it goes there it gives me alot better internet that can go AT LEAST 1mbs, and gives cows chocolate made from pigs

Wish granted, but I couldn’t understand it, so you get the wrong thing.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

no
I wish for an endless supply of memes

Wish granted, they are all PINGAS Memes.

I wish for a good year than last year. (By way of celebrities not dying)

Wish Granted, but your favorite celebrity (that is still alive), dies.

I wish for an unlimited supply of cash.

Wish granted! Inflation is a cruel mistress.

I wish people could drink salt water without becoming dehydrated.

Wish granted, but sugar will make you explode

I wish the @CalculatorSpoon will be next responding

nope.avi

I wish I was good at video games.

Wish granted, but the only video game you’re good at is Battleborn.

I wish to not have a wish.

You dont have any wishes, but you’re constantly harrassed by genies wherever you go.
I wish I could stay up longer.

Granted, but you stay up forever, and the lack of sleep causes your well-being to deteriorate.

I wish anime didn’t exist.

Wish granted, but all animation ceases to exist.

I wish I had some pizza.

Wish granted, but it’s brocoli pizza (get the reference?)

I wish… hmph, for 21

Granted, but I don’t know what the hell you meant so now you have 21 very hungry Shoggoths after you.
I wish people would stop making wishes.

Wish Granted but this game didn’t exist.

I wish to be a Gem known as Topaz.

Wish granted! No miner will ever find you, and later some magma will fall on you, and you melt.

I wish to know the answer to the very important question, “What doing?”

Before I tell you, you have to drink acid. But er, wish granted?
I wish for less people wishing for infinite wishes

Wish granted, but I get infinite wishes anyway and take over the world.

I wish tumblr was a better website.