The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish Granted! However, the only thing you can draw without being nervous is My Little Pony Gay Fanart.

I wish to get big on YouTube.

Wish granted but your videos are not as popular as you expected.

I wish for the new series of Top Gear to be better than Season 23 of Top Gear

Wish granted, but they changed the name to “Bottom Gear”

I wish for one hundred wishes.

Wish granted but you can only use 3 wishes each day.

I wish for Actual Pixeltail Games Merchandise

Wish granted! The only merchandise is a teaspoon of water from the lobby’s ocean.

I want to be good at Battlefield 1.

Wish granted, you are now amazing at the first Battlefield game ever made.

I wish for you to have a good day.

Wish granted! But it got mixed up and now YOU’RE having a good day.
I wish that we were number one.

Wish granted, but every time you say ‘one’ the bee movie plays.
I wish for a new pair of socks

Wish granted, but they’re too small for you

I wish for an unlimited supply of breadsticks

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Wish granted but they were all made a decade ago and are extremely stale.
I wish for a self-replicating 5 dollar bill.

Wish granted, but all the dollar bills created are fake

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

Wish Granted!
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But it corrupts the next 10 wishes that you make after that one.

I wish to “Know The Words”.

Wish granted! You now know the definition of the words the and words.

I wish to Bee a Bee again Beecause I love Bees and Bees are nice Bees.

Wish Get! But you’re really bad at flying, scratch that, no flying. You’re walk bee.

I wish my next door neighbor would STOP WITH THE DRUM SOLOS!!!

Wish Granted, but it will happen only in game called “Hello Neighbor”.

I wish for nothing agian…

Granted, but in order to give you ‘nothing again’ I may or may not have tossed you into the void.

I wish for kindness and order in the world.

Wish granted! Humanity is now extinct!

I wish I was faster at typing.

Wish granted! However, you can only type “I like long big dicks up my asshole”.

I wish for something. (surprise me)

You get something that you don’t have…
you
get
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bag
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NOTHING!!!
WOOW

i wish for another responding person that will be below me, will be nice to me and give me cookie

Wish granted, the first wish was correct, the second wish was also correct, but the third wish, I gave you a slice of cake.

I wish for a Primarina costume