The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Agent2583 · September 29, 2016, 6:38pm

Wish Granted! But there might be a Prize inside and it will take ages to get to it

I wish to build a attraction based of Tower Unite somewhere in Thorpe Park

dalekbread · September 29, 2016, 8:52pm

granted, but 1. you can’t go on any of the rides 2. people think pixeltail built it not you

I wish for consequence-free bacon

CalculatorSpoon · September 29, 2016, 9:43pm

You don’t get any

I wish to sometimes dream of cheese.

TJEntertainmentYT · September 29, 2016, 9:52pm

Wish granted. But every time you dream about cheese, they will start attacking you. And the worst part is, it will come true

I wish i had vocaloid 4 editor

Thatoneguy1947 · September 29, 2016, 10:43pm

You have no idea how to use it, and ultimately it always crashes
I wish for a better headset.

ScrungoBungus · September 29, 2016, 11:35pm

ok, but the left ear is 0.5 seconds off

i wish for more wishes

Murtle · September 29, 2016, 11:59pm

Wish Granted, but they can only be used in a random forum game online and never come true

I wish I had more time to do things I actually want to do

CalculatorSpoon · October 2, 2016, 5:04pm

Wish granted! You’ve always wanted to sit down and inspect a potato for the rest of your life, right?

I wish to cheese vegetable.

DignifiedPeach · October 3, 2016, 12:01am

Wish granted! You manage to cheese vegetable but then the vegetable turned into cheese and u getted constepeted

I wish I didn’t have to wear pants in public

Erickson9610 · October 3, 2016, 1:17am

Wish granted! You no longer need to wear pants in public, and neither does anybody else. As a result of this everyday trauma, you decide you never want to change out of your pants.

I… wish videogames were more enjoyable, sort of. Maybe?

UltimateChimichanga · October 3, 2016, 2:01am

Wish granted, but you are the worst at literally every game

I wish the casino wasn’t so fuckin rigged

Bleak-Godzilla · October 3, 2016, 2:02am

wish granted! the casino isn’t rigged anymore, but your luck is so, so terrible
I wish i could play guitar

anon15399913 · October 4, 2016, 1:10pm

Wish granted, but your songs are worse than any song in the world
I wish for chernobyl

Maybe · October 4, 2016, 5:49pm

А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!

I wish I was mentally capable of learning a new language.

I actually have a condition that makes it literally impossible to learn a new language… Seven consecutive years of Spanish and I have no damn clue how to say “hi”

Agent2583 · October 4, 2016, 5:51pm

Wish Granted but the language you chose was Chinese.

I wish for a dolphin to snuggle with me

dalekbread · October 4, 2016, 6:11pm

granted, but it gets a little out of control…

I wish for memes!

Thatoneguy1947 · October 5, 2016, 12:11am

They’re bad memes.
I wish for this new Ben 10 reboot to be good.

anon15399913 · October 6, 2016, 10:47am

its good but its filled with cringe
I wish for a ak-47 with vodka

Thatoneguy1947 · October 6, 2016, 12:04pm

You go drunk and end up shooting yourself. Don’t drink and die kids.
(Also, it’s good yet it’s filled with cringe? it’s still bad.)
I wish for…wow.
i cant think of anything
have i found the limit?
the place where my brain stops?
…
Ah nevermind I WISH FOR A SANDWICH!

Agent2583 · October 6, 2016, 1:09pm

Wish granted, but you bought the Death Kwon Do Sandwich of Death, and you forgot to don a mullet and cut off jean shorts.

I wish for a theme park ride/attraction based on the Rollercoaster Poseidon