Doing said dance summons the hordes of a thousand angry goats. You’re their leader now!
I wish for LODS OF EMONE
that’d be pretty neat. an army of goats, at least it means those chavs will fuck off
Wish granted, but you get
NOTHING. You lose… Good day sir
I wish i wasn’t home schooled
granted but you’re only taught maths. all the time. and it’s 5 till 9
I wish I had a gun (so those chavs would fuck off)
Wish granted, its jammed
I wish for a texture of this
http://s19.postimg.org/502j0gb43/08eafb8ed4183da274c540809e5ff2d0aed4a208.png
You gotta pay to get it. Sorry, they need to make MOAR money.
I wish for a bunch of old fashioned zombies. The ones that were basically slaves.
You got em, but you need to give me that texture
I wish for nothing
Wish granted! The texture you wanted is now nothing! In addition, every known copy of the texture has been removed and written permission is required to use it!
I wish that we had gotten “Paper Mario: Color Splash” in place of “Paper Mario: Sticker Star”.
It’s rushed, buggy and unplayable. But you got it.
I wish for for KNOWLEDGE
Know you know what the average wage of a gay pornstar is! (sorry)
I wish my doggo was a pupper. 
wish granted! your doggo is a pupper! but instead of barking it just screams like a human
I wish i was a meme
Sorry, I can’t grant that wish. You’d need to be a whole lot more well known worldwide for that to be a possibility. If you did happen to become a meme, I suppose I’ll not have to corrupt your wish at all.
I wish that sleep wasn’t a necessity, but still an option.
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wish granted but you feel sleep deprived all the time
i wish people would stop questioning the milk cult and just give in
With granted! The milk cartons refuse to work with you.
I want to buy an item at a store when I download 0.1.2.4 so money can follow me forever.
The money is hacked in so you get perma banned. Sorry.
I wish for a butterfly knife,and the knowledge to do insane tricks with it.
you get your knife, but every time you open it regardless of weather you got it right or wrong, your fingers get cuts everywhere.
I wish for Band-Aids for this man’s fingers.
Sure, but the little red tab breaks before you can get the band aid out.
I wish for a fish
Wish granted! Your house is now a gaint fish.
I wish for a glass of water half full.
Wish granted! Every ocean has half the amount of water it used to. You wanted a half full glass of water, right?
I wish for bacon and bacon.
Wish granted! But the bacon is raw and can’t cook.
I wish for a box of cereal that has an infinite amount of cereal in it.