Great story. I’m going to ditch this thread, copy and paste the story, and sell it as my own and make millions.
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I hope to see those mils go into your condo
But that was only the end of the video-game Stanley was playing in that virtual-reality room.
After waiting for a long time, Stanley decided to play a different game on the Unknown VR Headset.
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But all a sudden, he thought he was Japanese and started singing FilthyFrank’s weeaboo song
Since he was Japanese, he went to the nearest Gamestop because he remembered that Japan gets games faster.
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But that Gamestop was closed due to a very reasonable reason:
He was on the other end of the world; it was 4:23 AM!
A strange man approached him and Jerry out of the darkness.
Whilst staggering closer to the closed GameStop, the disheveled man asked Stanley a question:
あなたはここで何地獄をやっています？
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Stanley, thanks to accidentally signing up for a Japanese language course in college, was able to understand the man’s question even though his dialect was getting in the way.
So he answered with: “欠 を 食べる”
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“Psst, that’s chinese, you stupid mango.”, whispered Jerry to Stanley
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The man, not sure what Stanley said, replied with a bit of fierceness:
くそくらえ!
Stanley was outraged by the man’s words, so he decided to knock him out and steal his clothes. (Putting them on while he was at it…)
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Stanley, now in the man’s clothes, decides to check the pockets to see if anything of value is in them.
He found a police officier badge!
“Bosch” was scripted on the badge…