He walked up to the bearded person slowly to see if he was ok...
Suddenly, Stanley realised just who he had shot.
It was the same guy on the box art!!!
The right thing to do now, Stanley suddenly thought to himself, is to wait.
Great story. I'm going to ditch this thread, copy and paste the story, and sell it as my own and make millions.
I hope to see those mils go into your condo
But that was only the end of the video-game Stanley was playing in that virtual-reality room.
After waiting for a long time, Stanley decided to play a different game on the Unknown VR Headset.
But all a sudden, he thought he was Japanese and started singing FilthyFrank's weeaboo song
Since he was Japanese, he went to the nearest Gamestop because he remembered that Japan gets games faster.
But that Gamestop was closed due to a very reasonable reason:
He was on the other end of the world; it was 4:23 AM!
A strange man approached him and Jerry out of the darkness.
Whilst staggering closer to the closed GameStop, the disheveled man asked Stanley a question:
Stanley, thanks to accidentally signing up for a Japanese language course in college, was able to understand the man's question even though his dialect was getting in the way.
So he answered with: "欠 を 食べる"
"Psst, that's chinese, you stupid mango.", whispered Jerry to Stanley
The man, not sure what Stanley said, replied with a bit of fierceness: