Stanley was outraged by the man's words, so he decided to knock him out and steal his clothes. (Putting them on while he was at it...)
Stanley, now in the man's clothes, decides to check the pockets to see if anything of value is in them.
He found a police officier badge!
"Bosch" was scripted on the badge...
Stanley proceeded to equip the Police Badge, then checked the remaining pockets.
He found a treasure map of Japan.
The map looked slightly torn, but you could see Japan and surrounding landmasses in decent detail with important cities, towns, and landmarks marked on the map.
A red cross, presumably pointing the treasure, was set on... (put location here)
Without spoiling the location, Stanley suddenly shoved the map in his pocket and set out at once for the hidden treasure!
After a few minutes of walking down the road, Stanley noticed two men flying, fighting, and shooting beams at each other...
It was an episode of Dragon Ball Z playing at a TV store, (despite it was 4:40 AM )
Goku mentioned the Dragon Balls, and then Stanley had a clever idea...
Stanley's idea was to suddenly employ the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ to help him find the treasure, which surely must be the aforementioned items.
There was one problem, I, the narrator, have left The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ back in Stanley's Office in room number 427 in Garry's Mod Building because it has not always been reliable.
Suddenly, Stanley knew what to do.
he had to kill his loved ones
however that didn't include a @Toycyborg or a @bromhamsam. Because Stanley hadn't heard of them in a while, he prepared for the worst and charged his defibrillator.
But Jerry (the talking chicken pet for those who forgot) tries to bring Stanley back to reason, trying to snap his defibrilator out of his hands.
but stanley refused, and stabbed Jerry, though Jerry survived, but Stanley didn't know that.