Team Fortress 3. When he opened the case, he found-
…a strange box labeled “LittleBigPlanet 3”, suddenly.
And then he opened another box, and another box! Then…
…Stanley got excited, and finally said his first set of words…
“What the hell is this crap?”
Stanley found himself staring at a “Sexercise” VHS tape.
Inside the tape, Stanley suddenly discovered a copy of Portal 3 inside, with a HL3 release date.
Sadly, Stanley never played or heard of Valve’s games before, so he ignored everything he saw, and went to go find Gaben.
However, Valve’s office was covered in area portals (not the rendering kind; the ones from Portal 2), so Stanley found himself lost suddenly.
Then he found the virtual reality room
It had many games installed in the room. Then, he eventually found a file called “HL3.”
(Hey dude, do what you want. This story is better than mine anyway. Have Fun!)
Stanley decided to play it
When he began playing, the first thing he noticed is that he had a gun in his hands.
Stanley had never held anything in his hands before, so the experience was suddenly terrifying.
Not knowing what to do, he fired the gun, shooting someone
He walked up to the bearded person slowly to see if he was ok…
Suddenly, Stanley realised just who he had shot.
It was the same guy on the box art!!!
The right thing to do now, Stanley suddenly thought to himself, is to wait.
The End?