In the closet, Stanley got the pleasurable surprise to find his chicken pet Jerry, which have time traveled with Stanley and which can now talk!
Suddenly, the Narrator of this story warned Stanley to stay out of the broom closet in the event that more entities from differing timelines should appear.
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*The New Age Retro Hippie appeared!
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āGODDAMNIT STANLEY, turn off your goddamn console!!ā yelled Jerry.
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Stanley could not stop, so Jerry plucked the SNES until the TV screen was black.
Then Giygus appeared on screen
āDonāt forget to turn the stove off, Stanley!ā said Giygus.
But Stanley didnāt turn off the stove.
A whole empty office blew up because of this.
And this office was Valveās office
Suddenly, Stanley ventured further into Valveās offices.
He then found a small box on the ground that had āHalf-Life 3ā labeled on it.
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For that was inside the box: 
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Stanley, infuriated at the sight, marches to Lord Gabens office.
Suddenly, Stanley realised he felt a bit peculiarā¦ again.
What if he embarrassed himself?
It didnāt matter. He needed HL3.
He walked into his office, to find nothing, but another box on the floor labeled āDead Rising 3āā¦
He noticed a patternā¦
Stanley looked around the room frantic like, and foundā¦