What does the AGUASUCIO “water” bottle say


I loaded a “water” bottle item in and was wondering what it said so I rescaled it 100 time but it was still low quality.
Anyone know what this says?

Thxs to anyone who reads this and hope you have a great day, stay hydrated! :lemon:

The only thing you should be tasting is water… probably.
Aguasucio produces nothing but mostly pure water-like drinks.
By purchasing our products, you’re choosing an
environment friendly alternative to other water brands,
as Aguasucio purifies our products through a recycling
process from sewer treatment plants. Our beverages are
genetically modified for the perfect flavor and to quench the most
outrageous of thirsts. You will not be disappointed when you buy
this water. Your life depends on it.

NUTRITION FACTS serving size 38 oz. serving per container prbly just 1
FILTERED WATER BATTERY ACID (FOR FLAVOR), NATURAL FLAVORS,
SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE (TO PROTECT FLAVORS), PHOSPHORIC ACID
(MORE ELECTRONS TO FLAVOR), ETHYLENE GLYCOL (KEEPS WATER COLD
AND WATERY), SUGAR (YUMMY)

Bottled by independent bottlers in an independent bottler facility
who bottle independently. 1234 NEW JERSEY, TU 60083

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For anyone wondering who doesn’t already know, ethylene glycol is antifreeze.

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wait New Jersey is canonical in Tower Unite

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