Being able to kill people and always get away with it, but you can only kill your best friends.
Eating anything, then puking it out whole.
The ability to transform your money into any currency at will, but only to fictional currencies.
I would turn all my money into Rupees!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYoLrb8ZRc
The power to keep yourself warm, but only works when in the desert at day time
The ability to play a videogame.
Well the nights are cold so its useful if you happen to be in the desert at night…
The ability to have any micro-transactions free but only works for Tower Unite. 
There fixed it!
The ability to have unlimited units on Tower Unite. Only during the pre-alpha
Having infinite bacon, but you’re allergic to bacon.
Sell the bacon?
Everytime you touch a M&M it turns into a Smartie. But you work at a M&M factory as a product tester
You can walk through anything*
*Air
The bacon is also worth nothing because there’s infinite of it.
I can manipulate the mind of a person to the fullest extent … but they will get the message 200 years after I send it.
I can get as many video games I want without spending money.
But I get arrested for buying something to play it with.
Do what diamond company’s do. Restrict the supply to make them more valuable.
I can read a double page of words in under a second, although a page only contains one word in this case.
I can edit the Tower Unite steam store page.
But I can only edit the early access Q&A.
I’m a fun and sociable guy!
…to wolverines
the ability to stay awake forever, as long as you are browsing the forums…
oh wait…
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I could port Tower Unite to a Playstation 2, if I started programming with one.
The ability to go the speed if light.
But you can never slow down